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Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson Have Cozy Lover's Dinner With Bob Costas And Wife
Possible conversation topics: Goldie Hawn's radiant skin, Selena Roberts' lesbianism, 'Whatever happened to the kid in "Almost Famous"?', Ken Burns: toupee or not toupee, depreciation of Manhattan real estate market, Clete Boyer, "BASEketball." [NYP]
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By DAULERIOComment by Eamus Catuli: Bob: So, tell me, how DO you lose a guy in 10 days? A-Rod: Well after you bang him, you... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Have You Heard Of This Tebow Kid?
I know summers are slow for football columnists, but if Ivan Maisel is already dipping into the "Tebow as Glorious Leader" well in early July—apparently, he's a bit religious!—it's going to be a very long September. [ESPN]
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Comment by Weed Against Speed: Why does that guy that Tebow is carrying have a couple of leeches where his eyebrows should be? 2 Responses | Other threads
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Rich Eisen Thanks You For Your Concern About His Horninesss
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Starburied: REAL_JASON_WHITLOCK: I am so horny. about 3 hours ago from salad bar 4 Responses | Other threads
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From The Desk Of Gary Belsky
Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them.
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Comment by ScientificMapp: "And-a now, I'm-a gonna write-a you a magazine you're-a never gonna forget!" 3 Responses | Other threads
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Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin." Jezebels...ATTACK! More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Spaceman Bill Leah: God forbid you include any of the actual insightful tennis/sports related comments that that article generated. It's way easier to... 10 Responses | Other threads
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Bill Plaschke's Unhealthy Manny Obsession
Professional grumpypants Bill Plaschke really hates Manny Ramirez. In fact, the only thing he hates more than Manny is people who refuse to hate Manny as much as he does. Why can't they see what Bill Plaschke sees? More »
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Comment by PengIn: "Surely, somebody will hold him accountable for a 50-game suspension for violating baseball's drug policy?" MLB did just that. They... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Next Thing You Know, They'll Play La Marseillaise For Andy Roddick
Andy Murray is British, so naturally, he's the local favorite at Wimbledon. Hey, that would make for a sappy Rick Reilly video essay, complete with "Das Deutschlandlied," the British national anthem, as background music. More »
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By Ben CohenComment by StanGable: You're both wrong. Everyone knows "Night Rocker" is the German national anthem 2 Responses | Other threads
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The Jay Mariotti Online Express Could Be Headed Back To Chicago
The Rumor: Jay Mariotti's death wish/dream to return to the Chicagoland newspaper universe is almost complete — he's finally heading to the Chicago Tribune. It's just unfortunate that neither he nor anyone at the paper will talk about it.
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By DAULERIOComment by The_Dark_Side_of_Oz: I see he has his official middle age douche bag uniform on, jeans and a sport coat 9 Responses | Other threads
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Kevin Blackistone Would Like Some Credit For His Crappy Jumper
The Dallas Morning News/Fanhouse columnist shows off his not-so-silky smooth stroke to the internet masses. Ask and you shall receive, I guess.[XmasApeTwitterverse]
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By DAULERIOComment by UpstateUnderdog: Let's see him try that while on a trampoline. 4 Responses | Other threads
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The Stephen A. Heckling Society Of Gentlemen Present...NBA Draft 2009
Yes, our heroes made it into the NBA Draft. Sadly, this is the final performance for the Stephen A. sock. Hopefully, it will now be enshrined in the media wing of the NBA Hall Of Fame. [Rockin'Steady]
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By DAULERIOComment by BruschisBrewsky: It appeared Ricky Rubio was the only guy who even acknowledged them. The SASHSoG truly is a global phenomenon. Seriously guys,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Craig Carton Asks Jeniffer Capriati Naughty Questions, Media Explodes
On June 22, WFAN morning host Craig Carton asked Jennifer Capriati about threesomes, if her body is in shape, and other tawdry questions and now everyone is angry at him.[BigLead/NYP]
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By DAULERIOComment by Rozelle’s Bagman: Hmm, how to explain Phil Mushnick to the uninitiated... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Joe Buck Live
No More "Comedy" On Joe Buck Live?
Well this was kind of expected. According to one source at HBO, the program has decided to do away with the comedy aspect of the show and go back to a more traditional Costas-like format. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Starburied: Damn, Joe Buck. Quit being so tight-laced. You may be the only show to apologize about its content on a... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Twit Wars: The Sports Fella Vs. Mike Dunleavy, Sr.
Simmons is leaving blood on the keyboard because Clippers' coach Mike Dunleavy called him a "joke writer" on Cowherd's radio show. A possible tag-team bout with OchoCinco/Dunleavy vs. Merriman/Sports Fella is forthcoming. Let's make it a strap match. [SportsGuy33]
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By DAULERIOComment by Account Chocula: Wait, if Simmons is busy with a Twitter war, who else is going to compare Blake Griffin to Teen Wolf... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Would Ken Rosenthal Like To Yell At Jerry Crowe Now?
Since Ken Rosenthal (among many others) is the mortal enemy of unfounded speculation, everyone is eagerly awaiting his takedown of L.A. Times columnist's Jerry Crowe's suspicious wonderings over Albert Pujols' power. It should be arriving any minute now. More »
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Comment by Silent_Q: Dammit, Crowe, you're doing it all wrong! You completely skipped steps 1 and 2 in the protocol for writing about... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
Frank Deford has always been infatuated with vivacious young tennis stars, so it's not surprising he'd offer his take on the recent ITF grunt ban considerations with a creepy I'm-typing-this-pantsless approach. SportressofBlogitude gives the porny rundown on Deford's latest column. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Bob Loblaw: I don't feel comfortable even looking at that pic of Deford without a necklace made of garlic and a wooden... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Two Sportswriters You Meet In Hell
Yesterday, we shared with you one delightful tale about Phil Mickelson and everyone's favorite deadline Napoleon, Mike Lupica. To this, a SportsJournalists.com anonym has added another — one in which Mitch Albom makes a cameo, and Loopy gets his comeuppance. More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by ArkansasFred: Mitch Albom, Mike Lupica and Phil Mickelson walk into a bar...[fill in the blank] 9 Responses | Other threads
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The Sad, Hilarious Tale Of Elvis Grbac, 1998's "Sexiest Athlete Alive"
This is an epically comical story courtesy of SI's Jeff Pearlman, that includes the following absurd characters: Rich Gannon, Elvis Grbac, the Kansas City Chiefs, and a dim-witted People magazine photographer. Prepare to feel life-long sympathy for Grbac.
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By DAULERIOComment by Youkilis on First: Then, in an even more embarrassing error, People Magazine mixed up Elvis Gerbac with Michael Rappaport. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
Oh, lookie. Here's Tom Verducci, once again on the cover of Sports Illustrated, once again turning real live baseball players into toy soldiers whom he can draft into his own personal war on steroids. More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by Orr's crabapples: Just another in the long list of Minnesota baseball icons who exemplified sportmanship, pure baseball talent, and never disgraced themselves... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Phil Mickelson Ruined Mike Lupica's U.S. Open
Many in sports media have seen New York Daily News writer Mike Lupica's arrogant-little-sonuvabitch-side firsthand, but never has there been a Lupica story that encapsulates the tiny prick's hubris than the one Patrick Sauer witnessed during the U.S. Open. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Randy the Dodge Ram: I refuse to believe Mitch Albom wasn't three feet away from Lupica, doing the same damn thing. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Chris Wheeler Has Something Else On His Mind
The Phillies broadcaster stumbles a bit when he talks about what a great song "Rock Around The Clock" is. [YouTube]
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By DAULERIOComment by Weed Against Speed: I wrote a parody of this song when I was in junior high called "Sock Around My Cock." Well, to... 4 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Twitter Causes Stephen A. Smith To Completely Unravel And Clarify Obsessively
I imagine this is what it must have been like for the poor Philadelphia Inquirer editor who received Stephen A.'s column via Blackberry. Somebody get SAS television or radio work fast, or else he might destroy Twitter. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by bighead82: So, we're all getting banhammered? 7 Responses | Other threads
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Harold Reynolds Won't Embrace OPS
Now that Joe Morgan is telling tales 'round the national campfire, who out there is left to make specious, proudly ignorant arguments about the value of baseball statistics? Batter up, Harold Reynolds! More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by Athens Grease: I apologize for not having a good dick joke at my fingertips, so I'll just say that bowing down to... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
As you know, Joe Morgan, the human sic, told a bit of a stretcher during last Sunday's broadcast. Yesterday, he clarified the matter in a way only Joe Morgan could. By maybe lying again.
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By Tommy CraggsComment by John-Quincy-Adams: "Maybe it's a little mean-spirited to bird-dog an old man's yarns in this way" I'd say that's about right. No one... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Bob Costas Goes The Dynamite
What inspired Bob Costas to do his best Brian Collins, I'm still not sure, but the bigger headscratcher is how Al Roker has turned into the face of this year's U.S. Open. [via Fark]
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By Ben CohenComment by ClueHeywood: He said it again this morning after watching a greenskeeper fall down. Perhaps next it'll be "sweet sassy molassy" or "get... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Wimbledon 2009 Is Very, Very Tape-Delayed
Get those bets in, because even though Wimbledon hasn't started yet, ESPN already knows who won. Doesn't matter if one of their projected winners isn't actually playing. Just trust them. TWWL is good like that. [ESPN]
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By Ben CohenComment by Starburied: More like Wimble-done! /ba-dum chh 1 Responses | Other threads
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Note To Sportswriters: Wide Receivers Aren't Actually Divas
Don Banks, the Sports Illustrated writer last seen comparing Matt Millen to Dick Nixon in a good way, wonders today why so many wide receivers act like divas. Not to pick on Banks again, but ... More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by Steve U: Meanwhile, CPP researchers ranked abnormally high in the "Willingness to Reach Generalized Conclusions about People Who Have Nothing in Common... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Matt Millen Is The New Richard Nixon
Sports Illustrated has just published—courtesy of writer Don Banks—one of the most head-scratchingly bonkers essays of all-time, wherein Banks compares Matt Millen to Richard Nixon ... and somehow thinks that a compliment. More »
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Comment by DumpsterDining: On behalf of all Lions fans: Fuck Matt Millen with Nixons' rigamortis cock! 6 Responses | Other threads
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Journalist Who Bravely Uncovered McGwire's (Perfectly Legal, Over-The-Counter) Drug Use Up For HOF Award
In 1998, the AP's Steve Wilstein spotted a bottle of legal supplements in Mark McGwire's locker. A decade of stupidity and Reefer Madness hysteria ensued, the Bill of Rights died a little, and now people think Wilstein belongs in Cooperstown. More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by shea_guevara: The other chapters of BBWAA would angrily protest Wilstein's shallow HOF credentials, but they've all got severe neck cramps from... 7 Responses | Other threads
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When Joe Buck Was Still Young And Untarnished By Insults
In the vast post-mortem of "Joe Buck Live," there's been an uptick of interest in Buck's previous comedy-interview effort — those slightly encouraging Bud TV interview specials from 2007. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by joshpr: Joe Buck is just another deluded dope who thinks he's good at what he does because his dad was. ... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Is It Bad When An Interview Subject Chokes You Into Unconsciousness?
Here's a note to aspiring journalists. If you're ever interviewing a boxer, mixed martial artist, or pro wrestler, never ask them about the strength (or veracity) of their most punishing moves. They might decide to "demonstrate" on you without asking. More » -
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Who Is The Lucky Pierre In This Joe Buck Live Rundown?
Last night, on The Laugh Hour with Joe Buck: Artie Lange firebombing the set, Brett Favre cursing, Ochocinco and Michael Irvin, and "Amy Sedaris' brother" in a Braylon Edwards moment. The media dissects Joe Buck: More »
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By Ben CohenComment by Stev D: Lange would have never done (or could) do this on Letterman; he respects Dave too much, Letterman would destroy him,... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Well, Artie Lange Has One Fan In The Sports Media That Still Loves Him
Linda Cohn lets the anti-Buck, Long Islanduh side show. I wonder if she was also a fan of the "Butt Bongo Fiesta" videos? [Cohnheadfans]
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By DAULERIOComment by UkraineNotWeak: Linda loves herself a big sloppy hairy bear of a man. 80 percent of DS commenters have a shot at... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Joe Buck's Phony Outrage Over Joe Buck's Show
Ignore all the pretend handwringing today. Artie Lange gave last night's Joe Buck Dry Humor And Sporting Chit-Chat Extravaganza exactly what it wanted. Something that could be manufactured into a controversy, and something about which Joe Buck could be virtuous. More »
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By Tommy CraggsComment by UkraineNotWeak: Does this mean Artie's going to lose his Deadspin star ? 3 Responses | Other threads
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Watch Artie Lange Crap All Over Joe Buck's First Show
Even if your cable package went out last night, you've probably heard about the rather tepid debut of "Joe Buck Live." Tepid, until Howard Stern joke monkey Artie Lange destroyed everything Joe Buck holds dear on live television. More »
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ESPN Attempts To Spike College World Series Ratings With Sideline Princess Fanny-Cam
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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By DAULERIOComment by David Hume: Yes, that was Erin Andrews' black-jeaned bottom "Erin!.... Ms. Andrews! quick question!" "Yes, go ahead?" "Would you say that your curvy backside is... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Pearlman Apologizes For Becoming Mike Lupica When He Ripped Mike Lupica
" Maybe, in the act of jabbing Mike Lupica, I've actually become Mike Lupica. If so, it's not the way I want to live. I took the Lupica post down."[JeffPearlman/GraneyandthePig]
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By DAULERIOComment by One Sack, Two Sack: I don't think he's become Mike Lupica. I didn't see a single run-on sentence in his entire post. 1 Responses | Other threads
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ESPN Ombudsperson Of Significant Interest: Don Ohlmeyer
The quest to replace ESPN's Le Anne Schreiber as the WWL's ombudsperson might be near completion if stars align: Venerable sports producer and consummate BSD Don Ohlmeyer is rumored to be the lead candidate for the position, sourcepersons say. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by Bobby Big Wheel: Because we need to post one of the greatest Late Show interviews ever right now: That fucking Quisling. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Golf Coverage Is A Little Too Reverential For Boomer
Chris Berman, on his detractors: "Constructive criticism is great, but to say I have an act would be missing the point. You're never going to please everyone anyway." So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice. [Watchdog]
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By Ben CohenComment by UkraineNotWeak: I expect a late 70s Billy Joel reference within the first hour. 2 Responses | Other threads
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College Baseball Fans Not Used To Being On TV
Mike Irwin of KFSM in Fayetteville would just like to talk about Arkansas baseball, but some slack-jawed SEC fans just can't resist a chance to be on the teevee. Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes! More »
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Comment by ArkansasFred: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 Responses | Other threads
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Mike Florio Makes The Leap From Loathsome Gossip To Mainstream Building Block
Yesterday it was announced that feisty little Italian, Mike Florio, and his Pro Football Talk site were partnering with NBC Sports. The timeliness of the move after the Blogs With Balls weekend was telling.
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