I feel a great disturbance in The Force ...
• NBA: Derrick Rose goes to Bulls with No. 1 pick; Knicks' fans cheer enthusiastically for their top choice (just kidding; they take to the streets and riot as expected).
• Tennis: The days of Andy Roddick are finished. Let the Janko Tipsarevic Era begin.
• MLB: Gulf of…

What you missed while celebrating your city's choice as the Nation's Sweatiest City ...
• NBA: Jermaine O’Neal to be sent from Pacers to Raptors for T.J. Ford, Rasho Nesterovic, 17th pick in the draft and a player to be named. But it's not official yet, so don't spread this around. [Yahoo Sports]
• College World…

What you missed while cowering before the might of Milk & Cheese, Dairy Products Gone Bad ...
• College World Series: Fresno, birthplace of Cher, Kevin Federline and Trent Dilfer, represent! This series is tied.
• Spain invades Wimbledon, enslaves native people, demands to know where gold is hidden.
• MLB: Twins Peak…

What you missed while observing just another typical day in Arkansas ...
• College World Series: Hey Bulldog ... Georgia takes 1-0 series lead over Fresno State.
• Tennis: Federer Express ... Roger Federer, Serena Williams among usual suspects to win first-round Wimbledon matches.
• MLB: Ben Sheets, you're my hero.

What you missed while listening to Class Clown long into the night ...
• College World Series: Year of the Bulldog ... Georgia will meet Fresno State in finals. Where's that Snausages vendor?
• NHL: Hockey's Cold War is here. First on Russia's list: Destroy Moose and Squirrel.
• MLB: As relievers-turned-starters go,…

What you missed while kissing the oranje goodbye in a most tasteful manner...
• MLB: Micah Owens and the Diamondbacks fell 6-1 in Minnesota. You'd think they'd let him bat, but no.
• CBB: The Tar Heels survive elimination thanks to another late home run.
• Boxing: Chazz Witherspoon was fortunate to be disqualified…