<![CDATA[Deadspin: about last night]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: about last night]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/aboutlastnight http://deadspin.com/tag/aboutlastnight <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while taking your best gal out for a night on the town...

• NBA: Hairless wonder Charlie Villanueva shocks veteran NBA observers by going off for 26-13 in a loss to the Cavaliers. Also, some dude scored 55.
• LDS: Utah Jazz owner Larry Miller dies of complications from diabetes. He was 64.
• NHL: Ducks Quacked By Wings - Detroit makes it 11 straight wins at home with a 5-2 triumph over Anaheim.

[CBSSports.com]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5157752&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Wait ... Is That The Tampa Bay Rays Music?!]]> What you missed while witnessing nature's classic battle between deer and poodle ...
&#8226; World Series: Rays win 4-2 as it becomes inevitable this thing is going 7 games ... [NBCSports]
&#8226; College football: (Noel) Devine intervention ... West Virginia comeback beats Auburn [USA Today]
&#8226; NBA: That'll be all, Allan Houston ... [CBS Sportsline]

Your Morning Wakeup Image brought to you courtesy of Hulk Hogan and the Tampa Bay Rays, who have the weirdest celebrity fan base anywhere ...

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5068164&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[What Are The Odds That It Was A Shirtless Matthew McConaghey Who Took This Picture?]]> What you missed while filling your pants with delicious shrimp ...
&#8226; World Series: Less cowbell, more Lidge ... Phillies take 1-0 series lead. [NBCSports]
&#8226; NFL: Is Mike Holmgren headed to the 49ers? Well, he is this weekend, anyway. [USA Today]
&#8226; NHL: Flyers fans thrilled with Roenick's return; Flyers, not so much. [CBS Sportsline]

For your Morning Wakeup Image we present Austin, Texas TV correspondent and Colt McCoy main squeeze Rachel Glandorf (above right), posing with an unknown friend at a Longhorns game. Thanks to Mr. Anonymous, who also sent the image below of Glandorf with Mr. Mike Tyson (not shown: The pepper spray keychain balled up in Ms. Glandorf's left fist).

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5067521&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Um ... Go, Vikings?]]> What you missed while contemplating other uses for your banana holder ...
&#8226; NBA: Kobe Bryant's season with the Lakers has started swimmingly [NBCSports]
&#8226; NFL: Cowboys fans to get another generous helping of Tony Romo on Sunday [USA Today]
&#8226; NHL: Hey, let's all get a Barry Melrose Mohawk! [The Sporting News]
Your About Last Night Wakeup Image is brought to you by one-day-late-but-still-entirely-awesome Don Chavez; a screen capture from Monday night's Broncos-Patriots game. Chavez gives us a full report on Vikings Man later today.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5066961&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> I feel a great disturbance in The Force ...
• NBA: Derrick Rose goes to Bulls with No. 1 pick; Knicks' fans cheer enthusiastically for their top choice (just kidding; they take to the streets and riot as expected).
• Tennis: The days of Andy Roddick are finished. Let the Janko Tipsarevic Era begin.
• MLB: Gulf of Mexico side rules, Atlantic Ocean side drools. Rays sweep Marlins.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020176&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while celebrating your city's choice as the Nation's Sweatiest City ...
• NBA: Jermaine O’Neal to be sent from Pacers to Raptors for T.J. Ford, Rasho Nesterovic, 17th pick in the draft and a player to be named. But it's not official yet, so don't spread this around. [Yahoo Sports]
• College World Series: It's a nonstop celebration in Fresno! (crickets).
• MLB: Stand in front of the Twins, get run over like you've been hit with a Chinese tank.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019812&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while cowering before the might of Milk & Cheese, Dairy Products Gone Bad ...
• College World Series: Fresno, birthplace of Cher, Kevin Federline and Trent Dilfer, represent! This series is tied.
• Spain invades Wimbledon, enslaves native people, demands to know where gold is hidden.
• MLB: Twins Peak ... Minnesota beats San Diego 3-1 for seventh straight victory.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019435&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while observing just another typical day in Arkansas ...
• College World Series: Hey Bulldog ... Georgia takes 1-0 series lead over Fresno State.
• Tennis: Federer Express ... Roger Federer, Serena Williams among usual suspects to win first-round Wimbledon matches.
• MLB: Ben Sheets, you're my hero. Brewers 4, Braves 1.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5019085&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while listening to Class Clown long into the night ...
• College World Series: Year of the Bulldog ... Georgia will meet Fresno State in finals. Where's that Snausages vendor?
• NHL: Hockey's Cold War is here. First on Russia's list: Destroy Moose and Squirrel.
• MLB: As relievers-turned-starters go, Justin Duchscherer is near the top of the list. Athletics 7, Marlins 1.

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What you missed while kissing the oranje goodbye in a most tasteful manner...
• MLB: Micah Owens and the Diamondbacks fell 6-1 in Minnesota. You'd think they'd let him bat, but no.
• CBB: The Tar Heels survive elimination thanks to another late home run.
• Boxing: Chazz Witherspoon was fortunate to be disqualified against Chris Arreola. More on the unusual decision to come.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018608&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while marching on Fairfax with your friends from the JDL...
• Boxing: Robinson Caruso's man-servant exposed the Butler, a previously undefeated heavyweight fraud.
• MLB: The "hottest team in baseball" ran into Edinson Volquez.
• CWS: Tim Federowicz was the hero for UNC with a ninth inning grand slam that secured a 7-3 win over LSU.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018507&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while realizing that you can't go more than six months without seeing this video ...
• MLB: Mariners fire John McLaren, promise more housecleaning; won't be satisfied until Ichiro is left standing on field by himself.
• Beijing Olympics: Dwyane Wade to be named to U.S. Olympic basketball squad. Rejoice.
• MLB: Rays get Chicago's goat, sweep Cubs.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5018202&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while kicking around the fire footbag ...
• MLB: Yankees win sixth straight, would like you to witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station.
• College World Series: Porn name or future major league star? Cord Phelps helps Stanford eliminate Miami, 8-3.
•Soccer: Scoreboard operator dozes peacefully during Brazil vs. Argentina World Cup qualifier.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017860&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while loading the photon torpedoes of love ...
• NBA: Celtics beat Lakers 103-83 131-92 to take series, move on to face ... wait, it's over? The NBA season is over? Oh blessed summertime, I can embrace you now! Fresh air, flowers, glorious sun! WE ARE FREE!
• College baseball: Smack that ... LSU stays alive in CWS with dramatic win over Rice.
• MLB: The Jerry Manuel Era in New York begins predictably. Angels 6, Mets 1.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017460&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while watching hot lesbian action ...
• MLB: Tigers just can't catch a break in this town. San Francisco 8, Detroit 6.
• Soccer: Germany conquers Austria, annexes the Sudetenland.
• NBA: Ray Allen will be at the dance, girls. He WILL be there.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5017073&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> The joke is on the leopard ... he got off at the wrong stop ...
• It was awfully nice of the Lakers to allow the Celtics to win the NBA title at home. (NOTE: Should LA come back and win this, this post never happened. Got it?).
• MLB: Yankees beat Astros 13-0, and you can make your own damned Wang joke.
• Soccer: WhoooEEE! That was one country ass-whoopin'!

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016674&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night...]]> What you missed while shopping for the ten best fictional dads for Fathers Day...
• U.S. Open: Tiger Uppercut! The one-and-a-half-kneed wonder leads Lee Westwood by one shot. But will we see the Hundred Hand Slap prevail in the final round?
• NCAA Baseball: Stanford scores 11 runs in the 9th to beat Florida State 16-5. In other news, when I heard Jason Isringhausen was going to make a rehab appearance, I thought it'd be in his own minor league system and not in the College World Series.
• MLB: Kevin Youkilis 10th inning home run lifts Red Sox over Reds, 6-4. They're not booing, they're sa.... oh, wait, they are booing.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016534&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while attending the retirement party for your commenter screenname, the one with the dangly hyphens...
• U.S. Open: Tiger Woods would be in first, if it weren't for that meddling Stuart Appleby.
• MLB: Yankees beat 'Stros 2-1, and Joba Chamberlain is up to six — 6! — innings. Ah ah ah.
• CFL: In case you're wondering what happened to Timmy Chang, Canada happened to him. Hamilton Tiger Cats beat Winnipeg Blue Bombers 12-10 in preseason.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016445&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> What you missed while being reminded once again that you don't mess with the Zohan ...
• NBA: That's what you get for turning off the game in the third quarter. Celtics take 3-1 series lead over Lakers.
• Golf: You can all just eat Kevin Streelman's U.S. Open dust, suckers!
• NHL: All your Lester B. Pearson Award questions have finally been answered.

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5016136&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[About Last Night]]> All those who guessed that the cubicle rampage video was a fake, please come collect your winnings ...
• MLB: All hail the walkoff grand slam. Everybody say Uggla! Marlins 6, Phillies 2.
• Soccer: Wait, they have Cristiano Ronaldo, and Pepe? How can Portugal ever lose?
• NFL: I Am Legend ... Will Smith signs for $70 million with Saints.

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