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• Boxing: Bernard Hopkins clutched and butted his way to an unsatisfying decision over Winky Wright. After the fight Hopkins called out Joe Calzaghe who could be heard laughing all the way from Wales.
• Soccer: Beckham debuted but Chelsea escaped from LA with a signature 1-0 win.
• MLB: Say Hey! Neither Will nor the Catholic Church was too happy with Willie Harris' 6-6 6 RBI performance against the Cardinals. Will was actually driven to tears, but that was mostly Voldemort related.

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• NBA: And just for the hell of it, you get a technical for reading this. Jazz 100, Warriors 87.
• MLB: Randy Johnson pitches six gem-like innings, is then placed back into the plastic container to prevent spoilage. Diamondbacks 3, Rockies 0.
• NHL: The Red Wings win, quack quack, quack quack.

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•College football: I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I can smell a pig from a mile away.
• NBA: Nowitski...goooood!
• College football: Rutgers caps off memorable season with win in bowl game that will never have the Dixie Chicks sing the national anthem.
• NHL: Let's go Flyers! Nen-nen-nenen-nen.

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