I have to say, I know he's a punching bag on this here webbed site, but I still actually enjoy most of Simmons' stuff. What else am I going to read during the day, work-related things?
I've had a crush on Theresa Strasser ever since I heard her refer to herself as a "fluffer" on one of those home decorating shows my ex used to make me watch.
And who sit around all Sunday with their like-minded friends an get loaded and make racial jokes and off-color jokes and sexist jokes and misogynist jokes.
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/ aware that no one cares that I don't care
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"He's lactating at an alarming rate.."
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Goddam, we are not ALL Jets fans!
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"For the record, I haven't talked to this jerkoff since we left The Man Show and I got successful."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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Teresa is spot on. Even Erik Weihenmayer feels the Sports Guy.
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Jeez, my cat has a glandular problem and likes to sit in the bathroom sink. No reason to get all huffy about it.
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