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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    I think the ballhawks and the players are huge piles of douchiness. Does anyone really want us to feel sorry for the pro athletes? A jersey and two signed bats is not that much. I find it crazy that teams charging current ticket prices are acting like fans are evil for trying to get something back.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    All that pyramid needs is a perpetual fountain consisting of Summer's Eve.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    But now that the balls are out of their original packaging they are worthless.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    It was a clear day, and I was tending my melon patch, far from the house. Suddenly I heard the horrible screech from above - BALLHAWKS!.


    I knew I was foolish for not wearing my steel underwear that day, but I never expected it to happen to me.


    With a whoosh, the giant bird swooped from the sky, knocked me down and began tearing at my jeans. WHY BALLHAWK, WHY?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    The picture with the backwards baseball cap was I needed to see to know that this guy is a douchebag.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    I saw a kid at a Braves game last season do the jersey swap thing. For the Marlins! This crap hobby has spread to the kids.
    /still bitter I never caught a foul ball or HR at a MLB game.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    Kige Ramsey's efforts to construct a scale model of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon using only Tennessee Titans game-used footballs have not been as successful.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    With a sufficient amount of lacquer, that could be a terrific Judas Chair for Hample.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    Just like the real pyramids, this guy probably has a hidden compartment where a real woman is locked away.
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    Image of StevieY19 StevieY19
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    And this is my pyramid, built by home run balls from Kevin Youkilis and Shawn Green...
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    07/08/09

    @StevieY19: +10 plagues
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    The solution to this is easy. On the scoreboard and over the PA just make the announcement:


    Because of extortion by a few select people, we will no longer allow fans to keep any baseballs that are hit into the stands. All foul balls and home runs must be given to the nearest usher.


    You can blame these assholes, currently in section XXX Row XXX Seat XXX for this new policy


    Then pan to them in the stands.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    And here we see my room devoted to all the reasons why I will never, ever get to touch a tit.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    Teams are now leery of these folks, knowing that whenever one of their players does something meaningful they have to enter into complex negotiations with some punk in the bleachers.


    MLB teams should be aware that Steve Phillips is available to execute these negotiations.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    07/08/09

    In reply to Ballhawks Ruining It For The Rest Of Us
    Hample posing with that baseball display just made Lynndie England extremely wet.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/08/09

    @Matt Sussman: +1 Standard Operating Procedure
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    02/11/09

    In reply to Adam Dunn Goes To Washington
    Adam Dunn clearly doesn't care about baseball... or at least winning at it.
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