Adam Jones's Take On The Season: "Fucking Awesome"

The Orioles just lost four straight games to the Royals to get knocked out of the playoffs, but you won't see a morose Adam Jones moping around. His team had the second best record in the American League this season, and reached the ALCS for the first since Mike Mussina was pacing the mound. Jones personally was an… » 10/15/14 9:58pm 10/15/14 9:58pm

Adam Jones Pies Fans While Celebrating AL East Title

The Baltimore Orioles clinched the AL East last night, which is great news, because the Orioles are not the Red Sox or the Yankees. It is also great news because it gave Orioles all-star outfielder Adam Jones a chance to celebrate his team's division title by mashing pies into the faces of Orioles fans. » 9/17/14 10:24am 9/17/14 10:24am

Adam Jones Takes Out Umpire While Running To Second Base

Umpire Hunter Wendelstedt took a hard fall during Saturday's Blue Jays/Orioles game when Baltimore outfielder Adam Jones went for second base on an error. Ow. » 6/15/14 3:40pm 6/15/14 3:40pm

Adam Jones Is Sick And Tired Of Fans Running Onto The Field

In the eighth inning of yesterday's Orioles' blowout of the Yankees, a pair of fans rushed the field. They were quickly swarmed by more security guys then I've ever seen on a ballfield: » 4/09/14 5:41pm 4/09/14 5:41pm

Pacman Jones acquitted: A judge in Hamilton County, Ohio, found the Bengals cornerback not guilty of misdemeanor assault. Jones had been accused of hitting a woman outside a Cincinnati bar back in June. The judge determined Jones had reacted after the woman came at him with a beer bottle. [PFT] » 10/08/13 5:34pm 10/08/13 5:34pm

Adam Jones Says A Giants Fan Threw A Banana At Him

Orioles outfielder Adam Jones took to Twitter after yesterday's 10-2 win in San Francisco to complain about a fan tossing a banana onto the field. The Giants say they have no record of the incident. » 8/12/13 8:27am 8/12/13 8:27am

Pacman Jones Tweets News Of His Latest Arrest—For Hitting A Woman

Has it really been a year-and-a-half since Pacman Jones was last sentenced by a judge for something or other? It's been so long that Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman, never mind that Pacman is still the name that's on Pacman's Twitter handle. But look! Pacman's Twitter has news of an arrest about the player… » 6/10/13 2:29pm 6/10/13 2:29pm

Did Mike Trout Lose The Gold Glove Because His Corner Outfielders Were…

The Gold Gloves were handed out this week, and without Derek Jeter as a finalist, we were prepared for a controversy-free awards. We were wrong. Mike Trout, the statistical darling who’s totally going to lose the MVP to Miguel Cabrera, couldn’t even get named his league’s best center fielder, losing out to… » 11/01/12 1:53pm 11/01/12 1:53pm

Man Catches Adam Jones Home Run Ball, Man Moons Everyone

Things don't get much more exciting than a fifth-inning home run, but this gentleman upped the ante when he decided to display his ass crack after snagging the line drive of Adam Jones's bat. » 7/28/12 11:13am 7/28/12 11:13am

Jury Awards Victims $11 Million in Pacman Jones Case

Welp, it looks like Adam Jones can amend his Scared Straight syllabus. A jury has awarded the victims in that Las Vegas shooting case $11 million in damages. Predictably, the opposing attorneys each have a different take. » 6/16/12 11:37am 6/16/12 11:37am

The NFL Asks Pacman Jones To Scare This Year's Rookies Straight

I guess being a 147-time offender in the NFL actually does have its perks. Adam Pac-Man Jones told the Cincinnati media that Commissioner Roger Goodell has called on him to speak to this year's group of incoming rookies on how they can avoid screwing up whatever promising career they hold in front of them. We're not… » 6/13/12 8:50pm 6/13/12 8:50pm

Adam Jones Reaches For Home Run, Gets Glove Stuck In Wall

Brandon Snyder's three-run homer in the sixth helped the Rangers blow open last night's 11-run win against the Orioles. Adam Jones had no chance to keep the ball in the park, but he certainly tried his best. The wall at Camden Yards, however, had much less appreciation for his effort. » 5/08/12 9:40am 5/08/12 9:40am

Richmond Fought The Good Fight Against Kansas Until The Game Started

Your morning roundup for March 26, when James Corley of Conroe, Texas mulls the misfortune of not stopping after his 15th DUI conviction. Now, he'll have 99 years to practice counting to 1,030. » 3/26/11 9:00am 3/26/11 9:00am

Weekend Loser: Adam Jones

Orioles centerfielder Adam Jones was wrongly detained by Canadian authorities Thursday night in the first example of Canada's No Criminal Baseball Players Allowed rule, likely because he shares his name with a troublemaking footballer/video game. » 5/31/10 3:15pm 5/31/10 3:15pm