Man Accused of Killing Adrian Peterson's Son Arrested Again

Joseph Robert Patterson was arrested by police in Sioux Falls, S.D. after reportedly kidnapping and attacking the mother of Tyrese Doohen, the two-year-old son of Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson he is accused of having beaten to death last year. He's currently being held on $1 million cash bond. » 6/25/14 10:08pm 6/25/14 10:08pm

Vikings Center John Sullivan Playing With A Shake Weight

The Vikings released a video with the central premise being that Adrian Peterson is terrible at giving gifts. In the video, Adrian Peterson gives teammates terrible gifts. Rather than show the video, we just made GIFs out of the parts where John Sullivan plays with his gift, which, as you can see above, is a Shake… » 12/14/13 2:55pm 12/14/13 2:55pm

Reports: Adrian Peterson's 2-Year-Old Beaten, "Not Expected To Survive"

Adrian Peterson's 2-year-old son—not Adrian Peterson Jr., but a formerly "secret" child—is "not expected to survive his injuries," and could be taken off life support tonight, City Pages reports. On Wednesday, the Sioux Falls boy was allegedly beaten by his mother's boyfriend, Joseph Robert Patterson, 27, who has… » 10/11/13 1:23pm 10/11/13 1:23pm

Friends Successfully Use Twitter To Get Adrian Peterson To Call High…

At least, it appears they succeeded. The friend with cancer, Blake Cognata, is a senior lacrosse player from Fairport, NY who is also Minnesota Vikings fan. From what we can gather, Cognata seems to be a pretty good dude. Unsurprisingly, then, a groundswell of support developed around the senior to get the hashtag… » 1/07/13 11:40pm 1/07/13 11:40pm

The Joe Webb Experiment Did Not Work: Vikings-Packers, In Two GIFs

Green Bay 24, Minnesota 10: You know how the most important part of the Hippocratic Oath is primum non nocere, or "do no harm"? Probably you do, because they kept showing that promo for that show about the schizophrenic doctor called Do No Harm? Joe Webb subbed in for an injured Christian Ponder tonight and instead… » 1/05/13 11:10pm 1/05/13 11:10pm

Adrian Peterson Wants To Return Kickoffs And Block Field Goals On…

Adrian Peterson is, last we checked, the best thing going in football. No one can tackle him or outrun him or chase him down. Alas, Adrian Peterson plays on a team full of men who are not the best things going in football. Christian Ponder averages only 6.08 yards per pass attempt, which ranks him behind everyone… » 1/02/13 6:40pm 1/02/13 6:40pm