Mets Fans To Eat Away The Pain, Gourmet Style

What about "hot dogs"?: Wow, the food at Citi Field looks pretty good. Unfortunately, I left my million dollar bill in my other gold pants. [Martha Stewart RadioBlog] » 4/01/09 4:45pm 4/01/09 4:45pm

Michael Westbrook Is Beating People Up Again

Wait, he was supposed to do that? The former wideout is somehow a jiu-jitsu master? What's the name of the jiu-jitsu move where you punch a teammate in the back of the head? [D.C.SportsBog] » 3/31/09 5:10pm 3/31/09 5:10pm

Dwight Howard Could Become The New Ally McBeal Dancing Baby If He's Not…

In this case, the rhythm is just too heavy for Superman to lift: Try to hold on, Dwight Howard, as best you can. [NESW] » 3/27/09 5:15pm 3/27/09 5:15pm

Yeah, Lebron James Is Rather Skilled At This Half-Court Game

But can you do that on one foot?: Here's a snippet of Lebron's "60 Minutes" interview where he drains another half-court underhanded shot. [SKEETS!] » 3/26/09 3:45pm 3/26/09 3:45pm

Special Olympian To Barack Obama: "It's On"

He's extra special: A grocery clerk who competes in the Special Olympics has challenged the president to a bowling match. The guy averages 266! Screw Obama—why isn't he in the PBA? [TMZ] » 3/20/09 4:00pm 3/20/09 4:00pm

Brett Myers Is Raising His Son To Be A Redneck Off The Old Block

Those are very popular shirts at the Florida Wal-Mart: And there's nothing wrong with being a redneck — it seemly means you like working outside in the sun. Like his dad. [The Fightins] » 3/19/09 4:30pm 3/19/09 4:30pm

Yao Ming Sculpture More Lifelike Than The Real Thing

Can't miss prospect: Madame Tussaud's unveils a wax figure of Yao Ming. It's projected to go early first round to the Grizzlies. [Best Week Ever] » 3/18/09 4:40pm 3/18/09 4:40pm

Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry

Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their opening night MLS festivities on Thursday. Until hawks began eating them during a dry run. [Hot Dog And Friends] » 3/17/09 4:00pm 3/17/09 4:00pm

Tom Brady Has A Better Life Than You

It's the smirk, stupid: The guy is being driven around Brazil by his supermodel wife and he's eating an ice cream cone to boot. Is the taunting really necessary? [Wicked Good Sports] » 3/16/09 4:30pm 3/16/09 4:30pm

Alexander Ovechkin Should Lay Off The Dairy Products

If not for himself, but for the reporters who cover him: "Then, looking down at the game's score sheet, he let three loud farts rip in less than a minute..." [The 700 Level] » 3/13/09 4:45pm 3/13/09 4:45pm

Yankee Stadium Is Not Real Big On Leg Room

Down in front?: Seats at the New Yankee Stadium will cost you an arm and a leg—which is perfect because you won't have any place to put them. [New Stadium Insider] » 3/12/09 4:45pm 3/12/09 4:45pm

Roger Clemens Despoils The Pristine Environment Of The South Bronx

Panic at Needle Park: Roger Clemens injected himself inside Yankee Stadium?! That's disgusting! Why couldn't he shoot up in the bleachers like everyone else? [Why's My Head Growing?] » 3/11/09 5:00pm 3/11/09 5:00pm

This Terrell Owens Thing Is For Real, People

Pinch me: You're not dreaming. It's T.O.'s new Buffalo locker. Or a future exhibit at the Clubhouse Cancer wing of the Smithsonian. [Mouthpiece Sports] » 3/10/09 5:15pm 3/10/09 5:15pm

Glen Davis Is Soaking In It

Green polish matches his eyes: Big Baby likes to keep his nails soft and silky. Hey, it's either that or he scratches the eyes out of every center in the league. [MassHysteria] » 3/05/09 5:25pm 3/05/09 5:25pm