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Alabama Fax Machine Replaces Memphis Door As Inanimate Symbol Of Existential Dread

On this National Signing Day, Alabama is offering a live video feed of a fax machine. The machine periodically spits out a piece of paper. A name goes up on a board. Nothing to be done. [CBSSports.com, via Bourbon Boys]

02/03/10

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By Tommy Craggs

#trashtalk

Texas Writer Eats Crow, Spits It In Alabama's Face

Even after his Longhorns' crushing defeat in the BCS title game, Austin's John Kelso still can't resist taking a few more (half-hearted) digs at the state of Alabama. They do make it really, really easy. [Earlier]

01/12/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Alabama Celebrates As Only Alabama Can (Updates)

With the Coaches' Trophy on display at Tuscaloosa Walmarts, we're awash in photos of Alabama goobers posing with a crystal egg in front of Dr Pepper pyramids. Send us any more you can find, and we'll add to our gallery. More »

01/10/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#lastnightswinner

Last Night's Winner: Joyless Robot Prigs

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Nick Saban, recipient of history's unhappiest Gatorade bath, a coach who won a national championship but would probably fail a Turing test. More »

01/08/10

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By Tommy Craggs

#collegefootball

We Wanted A Game; We Got A Circus

Trick plays, failed trick plays, and a freshman QB thrust into the spotlight. Let's take a look at the storylines and screengrabs of the night. More »

01/08/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#duan

Enjoy Your Imaginary Championship Game, Texas and Alabama

You can use this post as an open thread for tonight's Alabama-Texas game, which means it's the perfect place for trash talk, yelling at people on TV, or composing angry rants against the BCS. Here...let me help you with that! More »

01/07/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#bcschampionship

Pot, Kettle Continue Historic Feud

Austin American-Statesman columnist (and assumed Longhorn fan) John Kelso breaks out his redneck joke book to preemptively needle Alabama fans. Tough talk from a state that lets steers vote. [Statesman/Huntsville Times]

01/07/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#bcschampionship

Alabama Fans Threaten Weatherman, God Over Snowstorm

Tomorrow night's forecast for Birmingham, Alabama, calls for freezing temperatures and snow, possibly mixed with rain. It's a Southern TV meteorologist's wet dream. Which is why everyone is preemptively pissed at them for interrupting the BCS Championship with storm updates. More »

01/06/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Austin Takes The Lead In Menstrual BCS Trash Talk

We're still two days away from the fake National Championship Game, but it's not to early for fans of Texas/Alabama to start hurling gross insults at each other. Unfortunately, Alabama's nickname makes it a little too easy for some. More »

01/05/10

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Some Things Are More Important Than Football, But Not In Alabama

Yesterday, we told you about the Alabama lawyers (pictured?) who asked a judge to postpone their case so they can attend the BCS Championship Game. Well, the judge—an Auburn fan!—granted their request. It's a travesty of good sportsmanship. More »

12/17/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Alabama Fans Hope To Shut Down State For One Week In January

You're probably aware that the University of Alabama has canceled any classes that might possibly interfere with students' ~~drinking~~enjoyment of the BCS Championship, but now some lawyers have asked a judge to shut down the state's legal system as well. More »

12/16/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#wakeupdeadspin

Wait Till He Finds Out About Mark Ingram

I have no explanation for this picture, but still ... what a gambler! More »

12/14/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

The SEC Title Game, In Microcosm

This video in no way proves that women are better than men at sports. It only proves that Alabama students are better than Florida students at sports. [Via YBB]

12/06/09

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By Barry Petchesky

#collegefootball

BCS Chaos Is The Buzzword Of The Weekend

To those of you rooting for the BCS to embarrass itself on a national stage last night, take heart: we are left with the least desirable national championship matchup imaginable. More »

12/06/09

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By Barry Petchesky

#wwjd

Robert Johnson Called — He Wants His SEC Championship Back

Alabama 32, Florida 13. [Pic via Rick Ankiel's Moustache]

12/05/09

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By Young Manhattanite

#collegefootball

Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands

Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light. Shockingly, he did "poorly" on his sobriety test and went to jail. More »

12/01/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#weekendwinner

Tony Romo Wins The Weekend

In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More »

11/09/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

White Trash Rebels Fans Would Like To See This Man Dead Over White Trash Comments

The SEC is littered with pugnacious rivalries, and one Bama'-banged Zabka named Taylor Fortenberry created his usual trash-talk video before this week's Ole Miss clash. Unfortunately, now Ole Miss fans want to kill him. Dead. For real. More »

10/08/09

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By DAULERIO

#collegefootball

Alabama Father Pleased Daughter's Domestic Dispute Won't Interfere With Football Season

Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw and his girlfriend both agreed to dismiss charges filed against the other after a lover's spat this summer. No one is more excited about this than the girl's father who exited the courthouse shouting, "Roll Tide!" More »

10/07/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call

Not only did college football return to us last weekend, it brought back a classic genre of the YouTube age—the overstimulated SEC fan boiling over with rage as they watch their team fail on TV. More »

09/10/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#collegefootball

Father Chooses Alabama Football Player Over His Own Daughter In "Lovers' Quarrel"

Alabama sophomore Courtney Upshaw and his girlfriend were both arrested and charged with domestic violence/harassment last night—and the father of the girl is not happy. After all, it's completely his daughter's fault for picking on that poor linebacker. More »

08/20/09

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