No Hitter Has Ever Been More Terrifying Than Albert Belle In This Game

July 25, 1999. Orioles versus Angels in Turn Ahead the Clock Day at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, hence the hideous monochrome sleeveless trashbag novelty jerseys. Albert Belle batting cleanup. » 2/16/15 3:57pm 2/16/15 3:57pm

Albert Belle Is Still A Glorious Asshole

One of the worst things about getting older is watching age wear down everyone else's edges, and wondering if the same thing is happening to you. That radical you knew is now a lawyer who hems and haws a lot about working inside the system, that one guy in the band you liked does corporate training seminars, and your… » 3/06/14 9:33am 3/06/14 9:33am

Albert Belle Wants To Be The Indians' Next Manager

The Indians have two pretty good candidates to helm the team next year, after firing Manny Acta with six games remaining. First, Sandy Alomar Jr., the bench coach who is acting as interim manager these last couple days—a beloved former Indian who was something of a field general dating back to his backstop days.… » 10/02/12 2:30pm 10/02/12 2:30pm

Sadly, Albert Belle Could Not Drop Father Time With A Forearm On The…

Quick, guess how old Albert Belle is, without looking it up. He's 45. This is what happens when you chug coffee like water and are angry all the time. » 2/28/12 6:20pm 2/28/12 6:20pm

Albert Belle Can Now Only Stalk His Cellmate

Yesterday, Albert Belle, after being arrested and charged with stalking, pled guilty yesterday and will serve 90 days in jail. He has already served 29 of those, which means he has 61 left, though we bet Belle has added wrong. » 8/25/06 11:30am 8/25/06 11:30am

Albert Belle Is Not Subtle About This Stalking Business

In case you have forgotten, former slugging psycho Albert Belle has been in jail since May for stalking a woman whom he once paid as a professional escort. Well, yesterday Belle plead guilty to stalking and will be sentenced in a month. He faces a potential sentence of two to eight-and-a-half years for the charge,… » 7/28/06 11:45am 7/28/06 11:45am

GPS: Great Player Stalking

Remember earlier when there weren't a lot of details available on what Albert Belle actually did to be arrested for stalking? Well, with thanks to Saved by the Blog, that situation has been rectified. » 2/17/06 2:13pm 2/17/06 2:13pm