Chris Cooley Says Albert Haynesworth Was Trying To Get Released

Remember when Albert Haynesworth signed that massive contract with the Washington Redskins, and then spent a season playing so poorly that people actually wondered if he was trying to get released? As it turns out, he was! » 10/28/13 5:17pm 10/28/13 5:17pm

Albert Haynesworth Is The Worst

From Peter King: "Great note by @AdamSchefter: Bucs are 0-7 with Albert Haynesworth, Pats are 7-0 since waiving him." Three cheers for the disgruntled one! » 12/30/11 12:30pm 12/30/11 12:30pm

Tampa Bay Will Take In Albert Haynesworth

ESPN's Adam Schefter reports that the Tampa Bay Bucs have claimed Albert Haynesworth just a day after the Patriots released him (sentimental Belichick: "It just didn't work out"). This is an experiment that is almost proven to fail by now, but perhaps the warm air will be good for him. [Twitter] » 11/09/11 4:40pm 11/09/11 4:40pm

Patriots Reportedly Release Albert Haynesworth

According to the Ian Rapoport of the Boston Herald, the Patriots have released DT Albert Haynesworth (and noted unlikeable NFL player) after a very brief stint with New England. He's played minimally in six games this season. [Twitter] » 11/08/11 2:10pm 11/08/11 2:10pm

Brian Orakpo Is A Company Man, Although He Probably Shouldn't Be

Brian Orakpo can't quite find the words he's looking for. But the words he did give us help explain why the players didn't get more in the just-ended labor standoff. » 7/26/11 9:45pm 7/26/11 9:45pm

Today In Great Quotes

"I didn't touch her," Haynesworth responded, according to the document, adding that he doesn't "even like black girls." — Per ESPN, prosecutors filed paperwork in Superior Court in Washington saying that if football-player extraordinaire Albert Haynesworth agrees to plead guilty to simple assault they would drop the… » 4/27/11 8:30pm 4/27/11 8:30pm

Albert Haynesworth Allegedly Swiped His Credit Card In A Waitress's…

This and other details from Haynesworth's indictment on assault charges stemming from a February incident at a DC hotel restaurant. It's one of two pending cases against the soon-to-be-ex-Redskin, and carries the possibility of jail time. [AP] » 4/26/11 7:17pm 4/26/11 7:17pm

Albert Haynesworth Accused Of Sexual Assault

Haynesworth, who was charged with assault in a road rage incident on Feb. 2, has been accused of sexually assaulting a waitress at the W Hotel last weekend. Haynesworth's agent says there is "no truth to these allegations." [WRC-4] » 2/14/11 2:43pm 2/14/11 2:43pm

NBA Player Served With Child Support Papers At Halftime Of A Game

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 2/05/11 9:00am 2/05/11 9:00am

Last Night's Winner: The Indefensible Albert Haynesworth

That headline passes no moral judgment on Haynesworth. It just points out that the players' union, tasked with appealing any suspension, hasn't done so for him. It's clear: the NFLPA has no urge to defend Albert Haynesworth. » 12/15/10 10:30am 12/15/10 10:30am

Albert Haynesworth Can Totally Explain, You Guys

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: the soon-to-be unemployed Haynesworth addresses this. » 12/07/10 3:25pm 12/07/10 3:25pm

Albert Haynesworth: Barhopping Thursday, Late For Practice Friday,…

The photo here and email below is from a reader in the D.C. area who ran into the Redskins' headache-inducing defensive lineman Thursday at the American Tap Room. Remember, Haynesworth was benched for arriving one minute late to practice Friday morning. » 12/07/10 12:55pm 12/07/10 12:55pm

Coach Who Hoped For Butt-Whupping Declares Loss His Career's Biggest…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/07/10 9:35am 12/07/10 9:35am

Pro Football Doubletalk

We missed the initial to-do over the scene depicted here, wherein Albert Haynesworth mills around enormously in the vicinity of a defensive meeting, but it's since become something of a Rorschach that determines if you're a sensible human being or Mike Florio. » 9/14/10 6:35pm 9/14/10 6:35pm

What In God's Name Is Tim Duncan Doing To That Whale?

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 8/10/10 9:20am 8/10/10 9:20am

Weekend Winner: Media Members In Better Shape Than Albert Haynesworth

In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like various DC-area media members, who took a shot at completing the Redskins' conditioning test that the disgruntled Haynesworth has been unable to pass. » 8/02/10 10:30am 8/02/10 10:30am

Tan, Large-Breasted Brazilian Runs On The Field

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/30/10 9:30am 7/30/10 9:30am