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    Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings

    Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    If I was unable to have hard feeling, I'd want more than $7.5 million.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days.


    I think the SEC handed down the same penalty to Phillip Fullmer last season.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    TJ/


    Dom DeLuise dead at 75. Should've been you, Charlie Weis.


    END TJ/

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Among the conditions of Haynesworth's probation was that he not commit any new offenses for 30 days.


    Now THAT's what I call a no-nonsense judge. Look out, Sheriff Joe! You're Michael Dukakis compared to this guy.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    Edmondson is 400 pounds? A fat guy hasn't been this much of a cinch to win a lawsuit since Simpson v. Frying Dutchman, LLC.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/05/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Squid plate with extra tentacles.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/05/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Sued, But No Hard Feelings
    The 400-pound man has trouble moving around and rarely leaves his home. Edmondson said that before the accident he was "light on my feet"


    Well, Hayneworth's lawyers thank you for that comment, which proves sir, that you are a liar.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/05/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: No, it's true. In fact, before the injury, he worked part-time as a hot air balloon.
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    03/13/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    and, not that hip replacement surgery doesn't suck, there is also no claim that the guy is paralyzed.
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    03/13/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    From all the links, I didn't see any report that there was contact between the vehicles...
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    Image of Sean O'Gorman Sean O'Gorman
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    The guy is going to get high six figures, if not 7, when the insurance claim/lawsuit is settled. Financially, I think he'll be ok.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/12/09

    Financially, I think he'll be ok.


    Yeah, definitely. It's not like he's already run up $230k in 3 months or anything and still can't walk or have any source of income. It's like he's won the lottery!

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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    You'd think the guy could at least put up the money for the kid's bills, even if its not an admission of guilt.
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    Image of Jure Vicious Jure Vicious
    03/12/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: That's 230K your talking about. He may make a lot of money but he has to spend a lot too.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    03/12/09

    @Jure Vicious: I understand all that, but do you think someone like Peyton Manning would let this stand? You know he'd make at least some kind of contribution to the guy's bills, then put out a press release saying it. Again, even if you don't want to look like you're admitting you're guilty, at least get some positive PR out of this.
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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    03/12/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: Seeing as how I always imagined Peyton driving a minivan, I somehow don't think he would have gotten into this situation in the first place.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    03/12/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Those minivans with their soccer-mom acceleration can do some real damage.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    103 mph translates to a 1.2 40-yard time. So the Redskins feel justified in overpaying to get that kind of speed on the field.
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    Image of tater tater
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    Well he does play a violent sport...so he may get his come up'ns.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    We need a super hero that can teach this young man driver safety. I'm thinking....Hancock.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    Bo Jackson got a hip replaced and played MLB. So suck it up pussy.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/12/09

    In reply to Albert Haynesworth Almost Killed A Guy?
    Don't worry, you're not alone. It only took ESPN two months to first report on it. [sports.espn.go.com]

    Meanwhile they're reporting that TO dropped a chicken wing at dinner last night.
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    Image of Mr. Bigglesworth Mr. Bigglesworth
    03/12/09

    @twoeightnine: But did he get Ranch sauce on his shirt when he dropped it?
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/12/09

    Fucks Ranch sauce?
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