Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise
Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best....
All I hear is this in my head.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ - make it stop! #alexrodriguez
Don't forget the "Magic Vagina" theory. Why, since being with her, Owen Wilson has survived a brush with death, Lance Armstrong has taken part in major cycling races without incident, and Heath Ledger has won an Oscar! #alexrodriguez
@SavetoFavorites: I jerked off to "Fool's Gold", next day I won a won a free Croissan'wich. Don't let anyone tell you that thing isn't magic. #alexrodriguez
A-Rod is a now true Yankee in the way that Mickey Mantle was a true Yankee. A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson. I'm sure back in the 60s, The Mick got around to banging a young Goldie Hawn.
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Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west
You know you're something special and you look like you're the best....
All I hear is this in my head.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ - make it stop! #alexrodriguez
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I should probably go eat something. #alexrodriguez
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Duly noted, sir!
Writes 'Roseanne Barr spent a year in a mental institution!" on a sheet of foamboard.
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Four
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Xylophone #alexrodriguez
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However, you are getting off that easy baseball players. Alyssa Milano is at the game. #alexrodriguez
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