Comment by econdave: After meeting Moises Alou, one fan said: "He has soft hands. Fixed. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Phony Gwynn: "I wake up. I am groggy. I walk to the bathroom. My hip hurts. My toothbrush is not pre-toothpasted. I am disappointed.... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by David Hume: Most Yankees fans got over their virulent hatred of the Japs years ago. No shit, half of Long Island is married... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Yinka Double Dare: Chris Robinson finds this news hard to handle. Jealous again? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by shea_guevara: at least the Twins didn't have Miller, Morgan, and Phillips calling their game on Sunday. that would've just been piling... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BigTenObsession: Given that they were in fact, Duke Lacrosse players, she was most likely right that they were douchebags 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by RoxanneEndymion: How did A-Rod get that out of Madonnas top drawer? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MrRedDevil: How did she get Friday night off? Isn't that the big money night at The Booby Trap? 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Fatty_B: Watched ESPN this morning. Did he hit the first 19 run homer in MLB history? Just checking. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: So what do you think Ms. Roberts' Jezebel commenter name will be? 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Fatty_B: I've got an image you would like to see here in the morning. [www.flashcoo.com]]_Football_Body_Paint_WorldCupBaby_1003.jpg 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by David Hume: unauthorized leaking shenanigans "What do you do about these unauthorized leaking shenanigans?" "Depends." 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Paul Zuvella: I was pretty skeptical that this book wasn't just a way for Roberts to make some money by shilling a... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by David Hume: AP Photo: Noted endocrinologist Darius Rogers prepares his instruments for Jose Canseco's annual testicular inspection. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ArkansasFred: I want to see Michelle Bonner dancing seductively to Tip Drill in a poorly lit room. Is that too... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: He better not be moving in on Ashley Schaeffer's territory. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BruschisBrewsky: In other news, George W. is coming to terms with the fact that his likeness will most likely never be... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Weed Against Speed: Of course A-Rod agreed to be interviewed by a Gay. I'm ready to go home so I took the low hanging... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Gerbil corpses? 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: "Six to nine" Dick Joke? 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Her?: What the hell, Neifei Perez is offensive to every one of my senses and they use to sell his jersey! 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Chris Hanson's Axe: See this is why we shouldn't let Latinos report anything on A-Rod. We had enough issues with Selena Gomez stalking... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Bob Loblaw: Unlike the rest of A-Rod, his hips don't lie. /yes, that's a Shakira reference//yes, I'll show myself out 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by bigredgambler: I always thought Jeter was his "true friend", like Ace & Gary. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Try as we might, we'll just never be as entertaining as the NY Post comment section. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: How long til someone takes the commenter name "Yuri Sucart Man Tits?" 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Gourmet Spud: If IWant to get a rideWith Yuri poking my behind IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The Sports Hernia: She really needs to get laid. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by alftime: He may have been held prisoner on Madonna's yacht, but at least the food was good. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Weed Against Speed: I understand that this A-Rod mess demands the extensive coverage it has been given, but right now I'd give just... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Its The Beer Talking: Hmm...that picture looks Photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops... 5 Responses | Other threads