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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    Dashiell, you would have been so money if you just body checked one Alex's players to make the bitch's head bleed.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    "After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha,ha,ha!"
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    I know that bald head anywhere!
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    09/10/09

    @Enrico Campitelli Jr.: Oh, yeah. He earned his frequently flier miles this week, my friends.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    See, I'm not alone here, people!

    -Juan Manuel Marquez
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    Did you at least make Ovechkin's head bleed for superfan #8 with his hands in the air?
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    a mouth full of Wiimote

    Finally, a sexual euphemism for the video game generation.
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    09/10/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Takes His Wii Very Seriously
    I have many more excuses if you'd like to hear them.

    I was teaching my gerbil to play?
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    His face shut down 34 radio stations? That is fucking ugly.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    Ah. I see they went with the ever popular Steppin' Out In Style motif for the interview. Excellent choice.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    Ovechkin finished up the interview by demonstrating his excellent flint knapping skills.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    Ovechkin: my face isn't good for photo sessions and advertising
    As the the V.P. of Marketing for Commonwealth Ogre Insurance, I respectfully disagree.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    That intro kind of tips the fact that "Russia Today" is a cover for Secret Agent KGB News. Dial it down, comrades.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    There are pretty girls there ... but Russians are Russians.
    Sex before AND after the game? Easy, Alex, slow down: their shelf-life is between 16 and 26.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    True Blood called, they want their vampire extra costume back.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/04/09

    @TT-Zop: Vampires wear grey t-shirts from Dolce & Gabbana?
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Alexander Ovechkin Is Here To Do Two Things: Play Hockey And Sex Your Women
    Ovechkin: Hat Trick is what I call telling a girl I'm wearing a condom when I'm really not.
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