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New York, 7:04 AM
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    Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report

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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Anonymous sources close to the Titans


    Eavesdropping at Kerry Collins' AA meeting, doesn't make you close to the titans.

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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Only a matetr of time until Mort blows the lid off of Kerry Collins', Vince Young's, and Patrick Ramsey's dog-fighting operations.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Is Mort's wife Troy Aikman?
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    The Tennessee Bureau of Tourism just ordered an emergency shipment of Mort novelty license plates.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Chris Mortensen reports that his son is a 6'5", 230 lb African-American with 4.25 speed, who can do 55 bench reps of 275 and comes from a long line of phenomenal athletes.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Fresh meat for Vince!!
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Son of Mort! Son of Mort!
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    04/30/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Tennessee originally wanted to make Alex Mortensen their third-string QB; unfortunately, he was beat at the last moment by Mike Glazer, Jay Glazer's son.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    15 years ago, Anonymous under-the-bed sources said that daddy sometimes got mad when he drank too much scotch and talked about "that god-bleep Berman".
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