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    A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    Kleenex: catching abandoned demonic souls since 1924
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    Note to self: Spit out orange gum.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    I can't wait for A-Rod's forthcoming rap album, The Kabbalah School Dropout.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    At this point who hasn't been in touch with Madonna's inner jewishness?
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    Image of HappyFeltonsGloryHole HappyFeltonsGloryHole
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    ARod's Jewishness is only obvious when he comes up to the plate with runners in scoring position in a close game.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/25/08

    @HappyFeltonsGloryHole: He turns into Shawn Green?
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    Image of HappyFeltonsGloryHole HappyFeltonsGloryHole
    11/25/08

    @Mr. Praline:


    No. He shows that he has little athletic skill.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    11/25/08

    @HappyFeltonsGloryHole: My point exactly!
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    ...sperm are abandoned souls that become demons.


    How many Hail Mary's a day do you think Madonna's stomach has to recite because of this?

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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    ARod does mess with the Zohar.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    It is not recommended that men masturbate, as the sperm are abandoned souls that become demons.


    And will be signed to a multi-year deal by Jerry Jones.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    Oh great. If Jews haven't had enough trouble throughout history. Now, A-Rod wants to be one of us. Will the misery never end?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    The man should not orgasm before the woman, as it injects selfishness into the act of love making.


    This is blatant anti-semenism.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    Sam and Dean Winchester wouldnt be happy with all the demons I've created recently
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    It is not recommended that men masturbate, as the sperm are abandoned souls that become demons.


    So that means bukkake is the holocaust of sex acts?

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    He must now relinquish his post as the world's most famous snake handler.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    So I guess that chick saying I was "sacrilegiously" bad in bed actually kind of had a point.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/08

    In reply to A-Rod Not In Touch With His Inner Jewishness
    Kabbalah, it's Scientology with extra guilt and more dietary restrictions!
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