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    Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    I'd put the $80 champagne flutes on our registry, but then what would we use the plastic Redskins cups for?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    As nice as Alex Smith's towels are, they'll never perform at the level that Joe Montana's or even Steve Young's towels performed at.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    He'll need those towels when he pisses down his leg while playing.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    He can do it on cue. That's how he got the role of the kid in Ransom.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    It's just like my wedding registry, minus the Skoal and a bulletproof TV.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Alex Smith [on his wedding night]: You call THAT sucking?!?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Who needs towels? One shamwow will do.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Vince Offer wasn't invited to the wedding after Smith overheard Vince saying "you're gonna love my nuts" to the bride-to-be.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    (wonder if Mike Nolan got him the pannini maker)


    Nah, Nolan paid for all the tuxedos for the wedding to be designed by Reebok.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/11/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Does Under Armour make a cummerbun?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Mel Kiper couldn't convince her to settle for Aaron Rodgers.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    He should give you a coffee maker for watching him play.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Calphalon? Fuck that noise.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    And Rick's constant, pathetic surfing of wedding sites finally pays off.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/11/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: Wedspin?
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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Why would he use towels with a woman like that?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/11/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: To marry an NFL quarterback, there are plenty of women who would always wear terry cloth around the house so he could dry his hands on her shirt.
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    Image of tater tater
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Now that's an Aryan couple if I've ever seen one.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/11/09

    In reply to Alex Smith Household To Be Well Stocked With Towels
    Just don't use the towels that were a present from Aunt Ginny and Uncle Conrad.
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    03/11/09

    @ScientificMapp: I'm an Oak man myself Jimmy, do you like Oak?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/11/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Oak's nice.
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