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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    One wonders if Clausen was pickled.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    Has Beano Cook, America's most hated sesquicentenarian, retracted his "five Heisman trophies for Claussen" prediction yet?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    I really hope this doesn't affect his Heisman candidacy.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    No charges will be pressed based on the fact that Clausen has such a punchable face.
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    Image of Jirque Jirque
    11/24/09

    @twoeightnine: Everyone's forgetting their German vocabulary:

    Backpfeifengesicht n.
    A face that needs punching.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    should of been you, Weis.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    JIMMY'S DOWN!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    There may also have been "a female acquaintance" with the party.

    Dash, don't be so cagey. It was Alexis Arquette and you don't know the PC nomenclature.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    Fortunately the incident was caught on tape:
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    Image of ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    Hell, driving through Connecticut is like a punch to the face.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    Source: Notre Dame officially changes name to "Punching Bag Irish" [News Outlets]
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    We failed to achieve victory
    My family and me
    Around South Bend town we did roam
    Drinking all night
    Got into a fight
    Well I'm entering the draft
    I want to go home

    So hoist up the Notre Dame fail
    Our team is worse than Yale's
    Call for Weis's job a little more
    Let me go home, let me go home
    I'll play in the Edward Jones dome
    Well, I'm entering the draft
    I want to go home
     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    Clausen is so embarassed by the event that he "never wants to be seen again," announcing his immediate transfer to Charlie Weis' penis.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    ...giving him "at least" one black eye.

    Chris Mortensen is reporting it "could be as many as three."
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    So I guess you'll be updating the weekend winner.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
    That picture is why John Gotti tried to kill Curtis Sliwa.
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