Pitino-Backed Red Birds Attempt To Screw Bears On Restaurant Table, So…

You were expecting a different picture, weren't you? Louisville had an off-year, and so did the Pac-10; there might as well be two pictures to keep you engaged. Say "Samardo Samuels" thrice into a mirror and comment the results. » 3/19/10 9:45pm 3/19/10 9:45pm

Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business

Yesterday, a ridiculously predictable press release came in from Spike TV about their "Guys Choice Awards" and one of the categories was for "Sexiest Athlete." Guess who's nominated? » 5/07/09 4:00pm 5/07/09 4:00pm

Young Allison Stokke Takes On Erin Andrewsness In An Epic Battle of…

With SHOTY in full swing » 11/24/08 6:05pm 11/24/08 6:05pm, the results of In Game Now's ", and now the final round of The Big Picture's , it's obviously online voting season for sports blogs. They are down to their final two contestants: The second seed, nubile pole vaulter Allison Stokke is up against AP/Coaches' Poll number one seed, ubiquitous…

Allison Stokke Madness Resurfaces With A Vengeance

Once again, University of California pole vaulter Allison Stokke is being hunted by the wandering trolls of the internet, thanks to the emergence of new photos featuring the athletic teenager wearing her required sporting uniform and holding a giant pole .Her dad, the chronically annoyed and litigious Allan Stokke, is… » 4/16/08 7:50pm 4/16/08 7:50pm

How To Detract Attention From Your Attractive Teenage Daughter

Problem: Nasty bloggers are spreading your 18-year-old pole vaulting daughter's picture across the Internets. (They can send all the letters to Ufford they want, but you can still find the picture here and here and about a million other places.) Solution: Scream your lungs out about it on the front page of The… » 5/29/07 10:30am 5/29/07 10:30am