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New York, 10:13 PM
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/08/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    I often find myself wishing I was a pair of lycra shorts
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Better Allison than tree-sitting fucks. Couldn't be prouder of my alma mater.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Cock, Stokke and Two Smoking Orif...


    ....I can't finish that.

     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    "Even if none of it is illegal, it just all feels really demeaning,"


    If I had a nickel...

     Reply
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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    That last masturbating riot led to an incredibly toxic game of ookie cookie. Let's try to avoid that this time.
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    Image of duckmouth duckmouth
    05/07/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Is that the same as 'soggy biscuit'?
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Jesus, was that photo taken in an anti-gravity chamber?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    I've seen plenty of ping-pong vixens on the internet. It's amazing the velocity they can achieve.
     Reply
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Someone Kardashian'd the photo.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it's almost like that doesn't matter. Nobody sees that. Nobody really sees me.


    Hey, if you didn't want to deal with the pressures of fame and the constant media attention, you shouldn't have gone into pole vaulting.

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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/07/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    By the way... I ADORE it when women says something to the effect of "nobody really sees me." That's like the ripest fruit in the orchard right there.

     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Why on earth would you have to defile the original image with the photoshop? I tell ya some people just will never be happy.
     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    If she wins...she will show up to the event to claim her prize


    And I'll be patiently waiting in the bushes... wait, what?

     Reply
    Dany Heatley Speedwagon was starred Dany Heatley Speedwagon was unstarred
    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/07/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:


    If you're waiting in the bushes... um, my guess is you're nowhere near her.

     Reply
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    Image of Made With Bits of Real Panther Swipe Made With Bits of Real Panther Swipe
    05/07/09

    @Adonis: I think he meant to say her bushes.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    05/07/09

    @Made With Bits of Real Panther Swipe:


    See, I think you missed the subtlety... I don't think she'd have said bushes.

     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    Seriously, nice-looking girl, but I still can't believe this is what broke the Internet sports world a couple of years ago.
     Reply
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/07/09

    In reply to Allison Stokke Is Now Open For Business
    "Masturbating Riot" -- definitely a bigger hit than "Zoot Suit Riot."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/07/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: And left plenty of socks grungier than Soundgarden's "Mind Riot."
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    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Young Allison Stokke Takes On Erin Andrewsness In An Epic Battle of Doability


    Best youtube video. EVER.

     Reply
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    11/25/08

    @Lizabelle: That video never gets old.


    Wait, what time is it? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/24/08

    In reply to Young Allison Stokke Takes On Erin Andrewsness In An Epic Battle of Doability
    MARK BRUNELL is still in the NFL????
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
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