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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Mona was always the boss.
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    Image of CitizenStrange CitizenStrange
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    I am starting to rethink the whole Alyssa Milano thing and have come to the conlclusion that I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole if she was boiled in bleach....same as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
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    03/30/09

    @CitizenStrange: I'm going to have to disagree, Bob. I would eat cake out of Kim K's ass.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    "Then I was walking past this restaurant and Brad Penny had just won a chicken wing eating contest..."
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    03/30/09

    @Kid Canada: "Passover was finished, and Shawn Green was just leaving temple..."
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    It was before he came to the Yankees...and became the Carl Pavano you know


    So that's how he became the Carl Pavano I know. You know, the one with gonorrhea.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Katherine Helmond used the same excuse after banging Jack McKeon.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    It's a broken poem, started up yesterday
    And it came true now, mind was on holiday
    It's an open road will we soon see the end
    It's an open book, a story to tell the band


    There is hardly a Pavano you know


    It's a storm faced cloud, hanging in dystrophy
    It's a cold, base clown laughing at enemies
    It's a rough wild world could you please chaperone
    It's a mind field-trip, oh leave it the fuck alone


    This is hardly the Pavano you know

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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Given her track record with Pavano and Zito, it wouldn't surprise me if she was also responsible for Dontrelle Willis' "anxiety disorder".
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    03/30/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Maybe she was rough in bed. You know, she kept asking him "Who's the Boss?"


    And obviously, it's Angela. Angela always was the boss.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/30/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: women usually are.
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    OPENING DAY INJURIES:


    C. Pavano - OUT (Bruised ego)

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    03/30/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: zip it, he's my 3rd starter!
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    He was a handsome and rich motherfucker who had just won the World Series. You were a beautiful, rich and famous babe who happens to be a baseball groupie. No need to explain yourself, hon.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    I'd like to spread that second photo on a cracker.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    I think Katni is really trying to tell us about her time on the road with Stillwater.
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    If Miller Lite puts you into a haze you can't outdrink anyone but yourself.
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    Ellie has nailed only one MLB pitcher. And thankfully, he knew how to close.


    Hmmm...Red Sox affiliation...seemingly college educated...probably from/went to college in Worcester.


    Ellie, c'mon! Tanyon Sturtze is just middle relief, and a total fuckin douchebag. Don't brag about that one.

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    03/06/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: No, no it's the legendary Doug Waechter.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    Butterfly in the sky

    I can go twice as high

    Take a look

    Why is this book?

    A Reading Rainbow


    I can go anywhere

    Friends to know

    And ways to grow

    A Reading Rainbow


    I can be anything

    Take a look

    Why is this book?

    A Reading Rainbow

    A Reading Rainbow

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: LeVar Burton would rather be whipped again than read...aww, never mind.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You should get a second star for that.
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    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    My favorite part is when Cameron Frye impersonates Sloane's dad on the telephone to get her out of school.
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    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Let my Cameron go.
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    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Why did he have an English accent?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/06/09

    @ScientificMapp: Why have you never heard anyone from England before?
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