Amar'e Stoudemire Wrote A Cute Goodbye Poem To New York

The Knicks and Amar'e Stoudemire have finally parted ways, bringing an end to what was supposed to be an era of fortune and glory. Amar'e may not have ever lived up to his contract from a production standpoint, but he was a great Knick, as further evidenced by how he said goodbye to the city. » 2/16/15 5:50pm 2/16/15 5:50pm

Taylor Swift And Amar'e Stoudemire Are Buddies(?)

Pop star and New York institution Taylor Swift, who moved to New York in April, is a big fan of the New York Knicks. She is a fan despite the fact that the Knicks are a garbage-ass basketball team, but as Swift told Time.com, her love of them is not entirely without merit: » 11/13/14 9:58am 11/13/14 9:58am

Amar'e Stoudemire Bathes In Red Wine, For Some Damn Reason

This morning, Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire posted a photo of himself bathing in red wine on his Instagram page. At the time, I honestly did not believe he was actually bathing in red wine, because why would a person do that? I was wrong. Amar'e Stoudemire bathes in wine all the damn time. » 10/16/14 4:09pm 10/16/14 4:09pm

Amar'e Stoudemire Passes Ball To Woman's Drink

Beno Udrih is the closest teammate when Amar'e Stoudemire passes out to the corner, and that's using "closest" generously. The play worked if it was supposed to knock over a woman's drink. No timeout needed! » 1/14/14 9:29pm 1/14/14 9:29pm

What The Hell Is Amar'e Stoudemire Doing?

Did Amar'e expect Peyton Siva to immediately chuck up a three and ignore the wide open lane, or did his brain just break? Who disconnected the controller, dammit? » 11/19/13 9:38pm 11/19/13 9:38pm

And now, a couple of sentences written about Amar'e Stoudemire: "Stoudemire has been selected as one of the judges for this year’s Miss America Pageant on Sept. 14, according to the Knicks website. He and former ‘N Sync member Lance Bass are headlining a panel of judges next month that includes names I have never… » 8/14/13 10:04pm 8/14/13 10:04pm

Amar'e Stoudemire To Get Knee Surgery, Out For Six Weeks

After complaining of knee soreness today before the New York Knicks' game against against the Jazz, forward Amar'e Stoudemire underwent an MRI. The result showed that Stoudemire's right knee needed a debridement, or surgery to removed dead and damaged tissue. He'll miss six weeks. » 3/09/13 8:22pm 3/09/13 8:22pm

The Knicks Tried To Trade Amar'e Stoudemire For Basically Anyone

Yesterday, Howard Beck of The New York Times wrote about the impending return of Amar'e Stoudemire to the New York Knicks. Most of the story is about the problems that Beck foresees coming along with Stoudemire's return, but buried within it is this bit of information: » 12/21/12 12:10pm 12/21/12 12:10pm

Madison Square Garden May Be On Fire [UPDATE: Everything Is Fine]

The first to note it, that we're aware of, was @NYScanner, which an hour ago sent out the message, "Manhattan: Box 0706 at 8 Penn Plaza at Madison Square Garden. FDNY Using all hands for a fire on the 6 floor." @BuffNetwork (a Twitter account that posts pictures of firefighting in the tri-state area) posted this photo… » 7/30/12 6:25pm 7/30/12 6:25pm

NBA Fines Amar'e Stoudemire $50K For Calling Twitter Complainer A Fag

We told you on Saturday about the Twitter troll whom Amar'e Stoudemire called a "fag" in a direct message. Now those avid sports-blog readers at the league office have decided to fine Stoudemire $50,000, the AP reports: » 6/26/12 4:29pm 6/26/12 4:29pm

Knicks Fan Tells Amar'e Stoudemire To Step Up His Game Next Year,…

Not very kosher, Amar'e. Now, granted, this dude totally trolled Stoudemire with a nonsensical taunt basically out of left field ("you better come back a lot stronger and quicker to make up for this past season mannnnnn deadasss!!!"), but still. At this point Amar'e has surely heard worse—I mean, I don't even know… » 6/23/12 7:18pm 6/23/12 7:18pm

Amar'e Stoudemire Tweets Marriage Proposal, Looks Snazzy

Learned Jewish scholar and fighter of fire extinguishers Amar'e Stoudemire tweeted news of his engagement in Paris last night. Stoudemire wrote that when Alicia Welch accepted his proposal, it was "surreal" and that at the time of his tweet, he was "still floating." L'chaim! » 6/04/12 5:15pm 6/04/12 5:15pm

Miami Heat Apologize For "Extinguishing" Amar'e Stoudamire

This is what happens when an otherwise personality-less P.A. announcer tries to show a bit of personality. The Miami Heat have now formally apologized for "extinguishing" Amar'e Stoudamire after his sixth foul last night. » 5/10/12 5:05pm 5/10/12 5:05pm

After Amar'e Stoudemire Fouled Out, He Was Gonna Help Shane Battier Up,…

Last night, we showed you how the Heat's PA guy made a corny reference to Stoudemire being "extinguished from the game" when he fouled out. But this video shows you what happens at the end of that clip, when Amar'e decides to lend a helping hand before he doesn't. » 5/10/12 11:20am 5/10/12 11:20am

The Heat PA Guy Announced Amar'e Stoudemire Fouling Out As "He Has Been…

Ha! Ha! Get it? Because he severely injured his hand punching a fire extinguisher! You're winning friends the right way, Miami Heat. (We isolated the arena audio track so you can hear it more easily.) [TNT] » 5/09/12 9:41pm 5/09/12 9:41pm

Amar'e Stoudemire To Start For Knicks In Game 4 Against Miami Heat

Less than a week after "half his hand was just hanging off" Amar'e will start for the Knicks today in what will most likely be New York's final game of the season. » 5/06/12 2:52pm 5/06/12 2:52pm

Amar'e Stoudemire Shows Why You Should Never, Ever Punch A Fire…

We all knew Amar'e Stoudemire's hand must've been messed up when we saw him walking out of Miami, arm in sling and slated for surgery the next day. Today, he tweeted out some visual evidence of what it looks like one punches a metal fire extinguisher case and the case wins. » 5/04/12 6:50pm 5/04/12 6:50pm