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    The Superstars Loses Its Superstar

    Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    God damn it--this is why Deadspin needs to bring back the long-missed "What to Watch" or whatever it was called because I cant believe I fucking missed this!!!
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    This is gayer than recaps of The Real World on Gawker, and frankly, I love it.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    deleted scene:


    T.O. bench pressing the kayak in the parking lot.

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    Image of WhatWouldTebowDo? WhatWouldTebowDo?
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    The worst under pressure performance by a Buffalo Bill since Scott Norwood in '91.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/24/09

    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: That supposed to be funny?


    /crying in my cube

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    Maksim Chmerkovskiy doesn't know how to ride a bike!


    Neither does Jeff Kent.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    Owens struggles in the water worse than Ted Kennedy at Chappaquiddick.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    The Superstars!: For people who desperately want to spend hours listening to John Saunders continuously describe, in painstaking detail, the very thing you are watching.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/24/09

    In reply to The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
    Poor Jennifer Capriati ends up running the entire course, because she lost her team's bike.


    "Jennifer Capriati is so loose..."


    "HOW LOOSE IS SHE...?"

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    I don't need mortar, blueprints, workers, ANYTHING! Just get me $50,000 - $75,000 worth of bricks, and I will build a new wing for your Hall of Fame. I'll use any leftovers to build you a barbeque pit, no charge. That's the Wade Boggs way.
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    Image of Camp Tiger Claw Camp Tiger Claw
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    Wade gave the same speech when The Jayhawks broke up.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/19/09

    @Camp Tiger Claw: Boggs has been a vocal opponent of artificial turf in stadiums ever since he heard "Tomorrow the Green Grass" for the first time.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    Seekonk more like a suburb of Providence, RI than Boston... but whatever.


    he's right.

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    Image of Bob Loblaw Bob Loblaw
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    On a scale of 1 to Shitfaced, where do you think Boggs fell when making this speech?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/19/09

    @Bob Loblaw: Ummm, 1? I only see one bucket of Miller Light, that's like a thimble of beer to him.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    You're cheating the game, you're cheating yourself, you're cheating your family, you're cheating your friends, you're cheating your fans, and you're cheating Americana and apple pie, baby.


    I got the same lecture from my parents when they told me I could no longer be the Banker in Monopoly.

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    Wade Boggs then went home with 8 different married women that night
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/19/09

    In reply to Wade Boggs Does Not Like Steroids In His Apple Pie
    "If you can't do 60 feet, 6 inches, you shouldn't be playing the game."


    Fuck you, Wade. No one discourages my silver medal in 20 Meter Platform Sexual Intercourse.

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