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Taste Test: Will Dorito-Sheathed Tacos Be The End Of Us All?You saunter up to the counter at your local Taco Bell, you order your Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco (taking care not to actually say all of that, for fear of creating the accurate impression that you have paid rapt attention to the television advertisements and planned this trip in advance; instead ...

LSU Grandmas Still Do Keg Stands Last year, when another Keg Stand Granny gave it the old college try at an LSU tailgate, there was plenty of spillage. But this 83-year-old sugarpie seems to have perfected her technique. Your move, old ladies of Alabama....

The U.S. Olympic Uniforms Are Socialist Propaganda, According To Pro-American Internet CommentersWelcome to another installment of the Fox Nation commenter essays. Please prepare yourself for lots of caps lock....

UNC And Michigan State Will Wear Ugly Camo Uniforms In Game On Aircraft Carrier

Now is as good of a time as any to remind the world that in just a week and a half, two premier college basketball programs will be playing an actual game that will actually count on a giant aircraft carrier on the water in San Diego. And they'll be doing so, it turns out, in camouflage jerseys that...

In Michigan, The Grandmas Shotgun Beers Better Than You

Who says you can never relive the glory days? Who says you can't do it at age 85, in a parking lot, wearing a pair of jorts and a Michigan Wolverines windbreaker as you inhale the contents of a Keystone Light Michelob Ultra in just under ten seconds? This is what dreams (and Cirrhosis) are made of...

"God Made NASCAR," According To Pro-American Internet Commenters

Welcome to another installment of the Fox Nation commenter essays. Please prepare yourself for lots of caps lock....

These Deadbeat Parents Fell For The Old "Free Tickets To The Iron Bowl" Trick

The Lee County Sheriff's Office in Opelika, Ala. took a creative approach to rounding up a few parents who'd fallen way behind in their child support payments: they told them they'd won free tickets to the annual Iron Bowl, and then they arrested them when they came to collect on the prize. It's l...

Today In Very American Ledes

"A Georgia Tech football fan has filed a lawsuit after she says she was strip searched over a chicken sandwich." [WSBTV, H/T Last Angry Fan]...