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    Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer

    Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/07/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer
    Meanwhile, Tiger Woods just crapped gold.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Phil Mickelson's Mother Also Has Cancer
    Gd thng Mcklsn lst hs mn-tts lst yr.
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    07/07/09

    @Chones_Chonies: ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    07/07/09

    @FAILBOT: Heaven forbid someone tries to make a decent tasteless joke around here. Better ban 'em.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    07/07/09

    @the sieve: There's been a precedent set over cancer jokes around here, specifically Mickelson-related cancer jokes.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/07/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: I could be wrong, but believe the precedent had more to do with unfunny and crass rather than cancer, or tastelessness per se.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    For those who made awful jokes regarding this, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!


    /Mother died from breast cancer

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    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    Best wishes, Amy. Here's to a speedy recovery, and make those abnormal cells your bitch.*


    *lost a couple of aunts to breast cancer. It sucks.

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    Image of Enthused_But_Fired Enthused_But_Fired
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    gss th jks r nly K fr ppl wh d n cr ccdnts. Y jst lst lt f clcks. St's bcm cmmntry n SPN's tp strs nywys.
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    05/20/09

    @Enthused_But_Fired: You will be missed.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    Dear Phil: Retire. Life's too short to waste traveling the country listening to morons yell "Get in the hole!" when you've got $20 million in the bank, a lovely lass at home waiting for you, and kids growing up fast. You won't be 80 years old wishing you had played the Dubai Classic one more time.


    *Easy for me to say, with the competitive nature of a nun

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/20/09

    @ScientificMapp: Phil has $20 million in his couch cushions.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    In a dark, dystopian near-future, when comments for these types of posts are disabled, we'll all remember the freedom we used to have to make tasteful jokes on them. And we'll smile.


    Then we'll all be raped by the mechanical spider-crabs who will be policing our cities.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Good think I've been practicing holding my breath in the bathtub.


    /yet another film reference, pretty much my only commenting strategy

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    Phil became incensed when the Doctor said she'd be "layed up" for a few weeks and instead drove her straight into the side of an outhouse.


    /get better

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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    Get well. Hoping for nothing but the best
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    Maybe Tiger will have a similar reaction on Amy's cancer as he does Phil's shit.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    I realize that this may be one the biggest openings for a joke ever, but I don't think there's anything funny about this.


    Here's hoping to a full and speedy recovery.


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    05/20/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: Fow what it's worth I think tasteful jokes should still be made, but I personally didn't find anything funny about the situation.
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    Image of MikeStantonWalkOffBalk MikeStantonWalkOffBalk
    05/20/09

    In reply to Amy Mickelson Diagnosed With Cancer
    nd hr w thght Phl's tts wld lwys b th prblm.


    /n jk, srsly hpng fr fll nd cmplt rcvry

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    Image of IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten
    05/20/09

    @MikeStantonWalkOffBalk:


    When did Lefty get the power to disemvowel? That wasn't even that bad.

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    05/20/09

    @IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: agreed...not bad in my opinion.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/20/09

    @SideAngleSide: I think use of the word "tits" in virtually any context here is gonna make it happen.
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