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    Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    I hope Divisional Playoff Cranium, one off my favorite things I've ever read on Deadspin, returns next week.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/01/09

    @VTBen: You liked that? I got lots of "you mailed it in fucko" for that.
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    Image of 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    So Drew reads AV Club, eh? Based on this information, I have a sneaking suspicion that he's the man behind infamous AV Club commenter ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER. They have some interesting stylistic similarities.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/01/09

    @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: SON YOU BEST BACK OFF DREW'S TASTE IN MUSIC BEFORE YOU GET FUCKING OWNED
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Is Clint Eastwood that old and unintelligible that they needed to dub in Christian Bale doing his Batman voice for Gran Turino?
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    Image of Evan Dent Evan Dent
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    bands:

    Fucked Up (I mean, just look at the name)

    No Age

    Times New Viking
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    01/02/09

    @Evan Dent: I like them, but I can 1000% guarantee Drew will hate Times New Viking.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Fall Out Boy. They're pretty dark!
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    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Drew, bands:


    Harvey Milk

    Melvins

    Pig Destroyer

    Religious Knives

    Ooga Boogas

    Meth Teeth

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/01/09

    @contains_hot_liquid:


    Harvey Milk? They sound kind of gay.

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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Big Black


    This is from the album Songs About Fucking, which also includes the track "Colombian Necktie".

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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    01/01/09

    @Raskolnikov: I was going to say them, too! Although I would recommend "The Rich Man's Eight Track Tape" to start.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    I'm with you all the way on the McDonalds Barbecue Sauce, though I try to leave just enough to spice up the fries.


    To change it up every once in a while, I'll hit the Honey Mustard. But that's more like a once-a-year kind of thing.

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Funny, I always thought of BDD as the guy from the "I can Sleep When I'm Dead" video

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Yum. Too bad y'all missed breakfast.
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    01/01/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: "I'm Jealous," I say as I eye the soggy 2nd half of the footlong spicy Italian sub I bought yesterday.
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Eagles 30, Vikings 10


    HEY! Just what in the hell kind of jinx bullshit are you trying to pull, sir? If Daulerio was going to wake up before 6 p.m. today, you can bet he'd have edited that.


    (Also, speaking of this game, any of the other Philly 'Spinners making the trip to Minneapolis? If Viking fans are giving up their tickets for $30, I think invading their stadium is the least we could do.)

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @OchentaYcinco: About 40 minutes ago, Ticketmaster offered me 2 seats, lower level, 20 rows up on the 50 yard line. $160 each. I am trying to convince my dad to take me.
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    Image of LooseSeal LooseSeal
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Couldn't the NFL just scale back to two divisions per conference and it would all but ensure that we'd avoid the Patriots-AFC West Champion dilemma?


    Also, McDonald's sweet & sour is the bees knees.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    01/01/09

    @LooseSeal: And you'd have a chance of Dallas + Philly + Washington + Giants making the playoffs. Ugh.


    I'm okay with the current situation. If New England had had the personnel to stop the Wildcat once, they would've been where Miami is. They didn't, and don't, and so an injury torpedoed their season.

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/01/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane:


    or if they had stopped Farvro on 3rd and 15 in overtime, they'd be hosting Baltimore.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    01/01/09

    @Slothrop: I really don't want to hear it from the obnoxious Pats fans who want the damn rules to change because of one little thing. You lost an NFL MVP, still had the people to go 11-5, but couldn't win big games against good teams (Miami, Indy, Jets, Steelers). Give your team a year. You'll be back.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/01/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane:


    as an obnoxious bastard who happened to grow up a Masshole, I say, 'you are correct sir.' The Pats lost to every one of the AFC playoff teams they played (they didn't play the Ravens, but I think the Pats would have lost to them too). Marmalard--Marmalard!--blew their doors off.


    They feasted on the shitty AFC West and NFC West teams and the Bills.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    6. Chad Pennington, Jets


    You...you bastard.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    There is no greater blow to your ego than fucking up at the self-checkout.


    Then NEVER use the self-checkout at Home Depot. You can't purchase a fucking screw without that system going haywire. If you didn't have an urge to forearm shiver Arthur Blank before, then you surely will then.

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/01/09

    In reply to Playoffs And Anal Beads. Your Wild Card Jamboroo!
    Do you have Zaxby's in the DC area yet Drew? Cause the Zax Snack is fucking fastfood heroin.


    I'm totally out of new music, but when I need my shit fixed, it's fucking Ministry, everytime.

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    Image of Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger Count Antonio Alfonseca Rugen's Sixth Finger
    01/01/09

    @Slothrop: I would also throw in some Faith No More, and even some Rammstein when I'm feeling punchy.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/01/09

    @Count Rugen's Sixth Finger:

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    'Jesus Built My Hotrod' featuring Mr. Gibby Haynes:

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