Safin told L'Equipe that if Agassi is trying to clear his conscience because he lied to the ATP to get out of a failed drug test, then wouldn't it make more sense to give back the money that the ATP allowed him to win by not banning him from the sport?
Before athletes reach the stage where there will be drug testing they need to create an excuse for a positive drug test. They need to hire some good writers and come up with a no fail excuse before they ever take a drug test. My excuse would be that I was dating a beautiful girl who just happened to be a mule for a Mexican drug cartel. The only way I could have a positive test would be because sometimes my girl friend really like a good rim job. That is not something I normally do but she just gets so wild afterward that it was worth it. Due to the fact that she works for a deadly drug cartel I can not give her name and I never knew which drugs she had been smuggling lately or if the balloons may have leaked a little. Who could find a guy guilty when his only crime is being in love. #andreagassi
Anytime someone comes out with a confessional autobiography like this, I always wonder what kind of shit they aren't telling us. Something awful, like he murdered a hobo or dated Barbara Streisand. #andreagassi
I find it more impressive that he won all those tourneys while jacked up on crystal. I can barely extinguish all the accidental fires I start after a few bumps. #andreagassi
If Safin did ever write a biography, I bet he'd title it The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Safin#andreagassi
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Also adds that he doesn't "wear deodorant" and "scares children." #andreagassi
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No. #andreagassi
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That's Safin for you — always good with the two-hand backhanded compliment. #andreagassi
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"I couldn't." - Jacques Demers #andreagassi
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Whatever, Safin prefers Ratchet. What's the big deal? #andreagassi
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Typical Russian. This is a recycled line from Safin's equally scathing review of "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich." #andreagassi
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