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Andrew Bogut, Looking Even Dumber

Leitch — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:00:31 EDT

What you see right here is something that you cannot unsee: It's how Bucks center Andrew Bogut has decided to wear his hair now.

We cannot fathom the mindset behind such a choice — he is now officially the last cool No. 1 draft pick since, well, Tim Duncan, but we support him in his quest to looking like an extra from Kill Bill.

Andrew Bogut: Worst Haircut Ever [The Fanhouse]

Australia Gets Their Beatdown

mjdeadspin — Sun, 27 Aug 2006 15:42:23 EDT

Team USA buried a big Paul Hogan-style knife into the Australian national team last night, winning by 40 in a game that wasn't as close as the score would indicate. Carmelo had 20, Joe Johnson 18, Dwyane Wade 15, and Shane Battier and Chris Bosh had 12 each.

It really wouldn't have helped the Australians if they had Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Heath Ledger, Luc Longley and Olivia Newton-John in the line-up. Unless Hugh Jackman had his Wolverine powers, then maybe they'd be in business. But those claws would get him in foul trouble.

This could be my imagination, but maybe one of you could help me confirm it. Was this a tape-delayed broadcast that ESPN tried to pass off as live? I could have sworn that I got online and ran across the final score while the ESPN broadcast was still in the third quarter. I know that they have no intention of telling us that Jim Durham and Fran Fraschilla are nowhere near Japan, but the tape delay transgression seems worse. And if that did happen, did they really delay this broadcast because of an MLS game on ESPN2?

Up next for the United States will be Dirk Nowitzki and his merry band of Germans, who beat Nigeria 78-77 yesterday. That one's happening Wednesday at 6:30 a.m., or whenever ESPN gets around to showing it.

WBC : USA v.s Australia [Bench Renaldo]
USA vs AUSTRALIA (Group 66) [FIBA.com]

Fun With Yahoo Photos

Leitch — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 14:15:28 EST

We've all been there. You're at a party, and the big foreign dude who's always banging his head into things has taken a little too many 'shrooms. He's freaking out. He's screaming. "The dragons, man, the dragons, they're EVERYWHERE! I'm sorry, Papa, I'm sorry! Moccasins! Moccasins!"

Your friends spring into action. Everybody grab a side! Take him down, simmer him a bit, get him some water, lots of water. Anybody got any weed? Just gotta settle the big fella ... it's OK, Andy, it's just drugs, man ... you're just on drugs. Anybody got a wet towel?!

Bogut Sinks Big One For Bucks [Brats And Beer]