Andrew Cassidy Is The Obese, 50-Year-Old Brit Who Is Better At Soccer Than You And Everyone You KnowGreg Howard3/31/13 11:03am441EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissBlock for deadspinHideLast week, we posted this video of Cassidy juggling in a parking lot. He was, quite simply, the best we've ever seen. We didn't know who he was, and some suggested that he was literally Diego Maradona. He's not. But it's close.