Colts Have New Idiot Kicker: Punter Tweets Half-Nude Pic Of Andrew Luck

Colts punter Pat McAfee tweeted this picture out of the Indianapolis locker room following their insane comeback win over the Chiefs and but for an extremely well-placed man on a cellphone, we're probably all looking at Andrew Luck's johnce. But, that man on the cell-phone was placed, so Mcafee is spared Vanderjagt… » 1/04/14 9:23pm 1/04/14 9:23pm

Play To The Whistle, Sheldon: Your Week 3 Late Games Roundup

Jets 27, Bills 20: The first battle of AFC East rookie QBs was must-see TV, in that it was extraordinarily ugly. New York was flagged for 20 penalties, breaking a team record for most penalties in a game. (The NFL record was 22; oh, so close!) The Jets took a 20-6 lead in the third quarter, and somehow, even with C.J.… » 9/22/13 8:07pm 9/22/13 8:07pm

Even After Booth Review, Officials Yesterday Botched This Down By…

Midway through the second quarter of yesterday's Titans-Colts game, Tennessee intercepted an Andrew Luck pass and returned it for a touchdown. While Indianapolis would get two late field goals to secure a 27-23 win, without them the margin of victory would have hinged on this play—and as you can see above, Luck's… » 12/10/12 9:00am 12/10/12 9:00am

The Colts Are A Great Story, Not A Great Team

The 2012 Colts are a team worthy of any media outlet's time, for multiple reasons. Their first-year head coach, Chuck Pagano, temporarily left his position three games into the season after being diagnosed with leukemia. The team proudly plays in his honor. Andrew Luck, the first overall pick, is a strong rookie of… » 12/07/12 10:30am 12/07/12 10:30am

Losses By Oregon, Kansas State Ensure All-SEC Title Game

Welp, it happened. Kansas State, once thought unbeatable†, loosed the SI-cover-jinx-aided mother of all bedshits Saturday. Call it the revenge of the Southwest* Conference: Texas A&M downs the No. 1 Crimson Tide last week, Baylor (editor's note: LOL) conks the Wildcats this week. This is agonizingly disappointing for… » 11/18/12 1:58am 11/18/12 1:58am

Ref, On Hot Mic In Indianapolis: "God Damn It!"

Madness in Indy: Andrew Luck had the most single-game passing yards ever for a rookie with 433 (and two touchdowns to boot), refs were yelling church swears on open mics, and the Colts just wrapped it up on a day when two rookie quarterbacks combined for 723 yards through the air. The best part of that video, by far,… » 11/04/12 4:28pm 11/04/12 4:28pm

Which Rookie Quarterback Had The Most Poise After His Second Start?

Last week, Andrew Luck of the Indianapolis Colts showed the most poise out of all the rookie quarterbacks who played in Week 1, according to people who wrote about him. Did Luck maintain his grip on the poise title in Week 2? Or did any of the other four rookie quarterbacks—Robert Griffin III, Russell Wilson, Ryan… » 9/18/12 12:40pm 9/18/12 12:40pm

Which Rookie Quarterback Had The Most Poise After His First Start?

Mark Sanchez was the king of "poise" during his rookie season in 2009. That year, you'd have been hard-pressed to find any writers using any other word to describe him (seriously, you would). Now, after just one game this season, five first-year quarterbacks—Robert Griffin III, Andrew Luck, Brandon Weeden, Ryan… » 9/12/12 3:45pm 9/12/12 3:45pm

Andrew Luck Made A Shitty Doodle of Lucas Oil Stadium And It Sold For…

People often bemoan the grown men who go autograph hunting, and maybe rightly so, but that's a debate for another day because there is something far, far worse. It is the guy who spends $1500 on a fucking chicken scratch sketch of a stadium drawn and signed by some rookie NFL player who hasn't even played a real game… » 8/19/12 2:35pm 8/19/12 2:35pm

Andrew Luck's First Pass In The NFL Was For A Touchdown

Andrew Luck made his first appearance in a Colts uniform today for Indianapolis' pre-season matchup against the Rams, and Luck made it count. On the team's first play from scrimmage, Luck dumped a pass to running back Donald Brown who took it 63 yards for a touchdown. Nice job, rookie, but you still have to carry all… » 8/12/12 2:03pm 8/12/12 2:03pm