Justin Gimelstob Would Like You To Watch The Australian Open Mixed…

Former professional tennis player and all-world manly man—as in sex-with-ladies manly man—Justin Gimelstob is at it again (here, "at it again" is open to interpretation, but most likely means "reminding you he is a thing that exists"). Gimelstob is currently an announcer for the Tennis Channel and last night tweeted this… » 1/27/13 11:30am 1/27/13 11:30am

"Fuck You Tennis! I'm Trying To Watch How I Met Your Mother." Twitter…

Last night Andy Murry and Novak Djokovic played a 4 hour, 54 minute match, tied for the longest U.S. Open men's final ever. It was a gem. CBS scheduled the Monday match in the 4 p.m. slot to ensure tennis wouldn't bump into its primetime lineup. That didn't work. The nearly unprecedented match stretched more than an… » 9/11/12 9:40am 9/11/12 9:40am

Here Are Andy Murray's Adorable Puppies Wearing His Olympic Medals,…

This comes via the Twitter account of Maggie May Murray, the Border Terrier of Olympic tennis champ Andy Murray. (Or maybe it's actually Murray's human girlfriend running the account.) That's Maggie May, rocking the singles gold. Rusty is stuck with the mixed doubles silver, because whether it's children or pets, you… » 8/07/12 1:40pm 8/07/12 1:40pm

Come Discuss Federer-Murray II: The Quickening With Us Here

Less than a month after Britain's shining star of the tennis world Andy Murray had Wimbledon dreams shot down by Roger Federer, the two match up again today at Centre Court. Will things work out in the home crowd's favor this time, or will Murray again be relegated to "Scotsman"? Will Roger Federer achieve the dream… » 8/05/12 9:16am 8/05/12 9:16am

The Day Britain Finally Learned To Love Andy Murray For Andy Murray

British tennis fans are kind of awful, and I say this as a British tennis fan. It's been noted recently that the crowd on Centre Court have a lower bar for what constitutes a brilliant joke than even the audience at a Russell Brand show. Sneezing line judges and pigeons on court are enough to get them rolling in the… » 7/09/12 2:10pm 7/09/12 2:10pm

Andy Murray Gives Charmingly Emotional Speech After Loss To Roger…

Roger Federer won his 7th Wimbledon title and his 17th major overall. But following his loss, Andy Murray matched Federer's grace on the court with this endearing post-match speech in front of the All England Club. He was funny when discussing his opponent but got most emotional when addressing the crowds supporting… » 7/08/12 2:13pm 7/08/12 2:13pm