matt walsh was starting for UF's basketball team when i attended, and every time they were on the road he'd be heckled with pictures from his then-girlfriend's playboy shoot.
@David Hume: "See, it looks like a sponge shaped like a strawberry. But it has a zipper on the side and I put all the little chips of soap in here when they are too small for my washcloth!! See! SEE!!"
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STRAIGHT GUYS ALSO TYPE AND SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES. WE CANNOT HELP IT. WE HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE AND THE PERPETUAL SKOALTUCKED IN OUR LOWER LIP FORCES US TO YELL.
Let's eat some pizza and get our tops off and stuff.
Ooh, no. The last time I went along with that suggestion, I had to ride all the way home from the church retreat sitting on a one of those inflatable pillows.
It could just be a get-out-of-the-gate early strategy to compete for Google SEO against Brooklyn Beckham in order to become the supreme named-after-a-borough search result against the little fucker. Then again: boobs, indeed.
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V for vagina.
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who the fuck is matt walsh? exactly.
watch out, roddick.
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Actually, she's just a T machine. The A portion of her business has been outsourced to India.
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Can you imagine? Decker's tits were 22 when they were stashed inside a turtleneck.
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/hopes others have noticed them
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Seriously, when was the last time you were playing beer pong and some prick wasn't trying to distract you with his loofah?
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Brooklyn Decker is an Internet-enabled computer?
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Learn all about this, and more, in my upcoming book "Straight Dudes are from Mars, Gay Dudes are from Pluto."
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/APB for missing Uranus joke
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My Facebook profile picture is a glamour shot of a bottle of Dial body wash on a tile with mildew stains on it.
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Ooh, no. The last time I went along with that suggestion, I had to ride all the way home from the church retreat sitting on a one of those inflatable pillows.
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