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    Image of FitzgeraldEpidaurus FitzgeraldEpidaurus
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    It can be explained by the fact that Andy Roddick, while married to Brooklyn Decker, does not control her body/life/career, you misogynistic prick.
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    09/11/09

    @FitzgeraldEpidaurus: Psst! you guys want to smell something really bad?
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    Image of Choire Choire
    09/11/09

    @FitzgeraldEpidaurus: What are you, crazy? Of course he does! SHE IS CHATTEL.
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    09/11/09

    @Choire: I love that you're a star commenter in the Gawker universe, even after the purge.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    I waiting for the day she becomes a T & A & V machine.

    V for vagina.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    matt walsh was starting for UF's basketball team when i attended, and every time they were on the road he'd be heckled with pictures from his then-girlfriend's playboy shoot.

    who the fuck is matt walsh? exactly.

    watch out, roddick.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?

    Actually, she's just a T machine. The A portion of her business has been outsourced to India.
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    Image of Raskolnikov Raskolnikov
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    "You know, hon, I make plenty of money, why don't we keep the girls inside for a while?"

    Can you imagine? Decker's tits were 22 when they were stashed inside a turtleneck.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    With a name like Brooklyn, it's only a matter of time before those "Dick Chicken" graffiti tags shows up all over her.

    /hopes others have noticed them
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    09/11/09

    @X-tacle: pussy and ham, 2 great tastes that go great together.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH."

    Seriously, when was the last time you were playing beer pong and some prick wasn't trying to distract you with his loofah?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @David Hume: "See, it looks like a sponge shaped like a strawberry. But it has a zipper on the side and I put all the little chips of soap in here when they are too small for my washcloth!! See! SEE!!"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?

    Brooklyn Decker is an Internet-enabled computer?
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Or maybe straight men are different?

    Learn all about this, and more, in my upcoming book "Straight Dudes are from Mars, Gay Dudes are from Pluto."
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    09/11/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac:

    /APB for missing Uranus joke
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    09/11/09

    @HasselbeckDomeWax: /APB for failing mythology?
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH"

    My Facebook profile picture is a glamour shot of a bottle of Dial body wash on a tile with mildew stains on it.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    That photo needs "slut" written in MS Paint to really tie it all together.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Typical Euro-Centric history never mentions that the Aztecs invented the first T&A machine. Kitchenaid currently markets it as a food processor.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    STRAIGHT GUYS ALSO TYPE AND SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES. WE CANNOT HELP IT. WE HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE AND THE PERPETUAL SKOALTUCKED IN OUR LOWER LIP FORCES US TO YELL.
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    09/11/09

    @ArkansasFred: See, e.g. Smith, Stephen A.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @ArkansasFred: THE MENTALIST! has to go back to the drawing board now.
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    09/11/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1. WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER, BUT I WAS IN A FIST-FIGHT WITH A CHINAMAN.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    Let's eat some pizza and get our tops off and stuff.

    Ooh, no. The last time I went along with that suggestion, I had to ride all the way home from the church retreat sitting on a one of those inflatable pillows.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/11/09

    In reply to Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
    It could just be a get-out-of-the-gate early strategy to compete for Google SEO against Brooklyn Beckham in order to become the supreme named-after-a-borough search result against the little fucker. Then again: boobs, indeed.
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