This Guy Died This Year: The Man Who Hated Us

2011 was a bad year for assholes. It was the year we were finally rid of this demented and twisted man who hated everything at the very core of what it means to be an American, a human. This man who spit hateful words toward those unlike himself, whether it be based on race, religion or sexual orientation; this man… » 12/31/11 2:30pm 12/31/11 2:30pm

Rick Reilly®, Sportsmanship Nazi

"I hated that sweater for the same reason I hate when a player preens for the camera in the 'I'm going to Disney World' commercials," Reilly writes in his latest, thus completing his transformation into Andy Rooney. » 7/29/09 5:00pm 7/29/09 5:00pm

Andy Rooney Is Quite Old

Editor's Note: Given our longstanding love of Andy Rooney — we remind you that we own every book Andy Rooney has ever written — we've been trying to avoid any discussion of his recent and now infamous baseball column all week. Alas, inertia has overtaken us. To save our broken heart, we decided to have Rick handle it.) » 8/29/07 3:10pm 8/29/07 3:10pm