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A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other

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I_Like_Rabbits
04/13/09

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I wonder if I've been caught on camera coppin a feel. I do it all the time to my girlfriend at concerts, Disneyland, the mall.

It's not always a grab. Sometimes I brush up against them with my elbow while feigning a stretch, or I do the pretend trip and grab. I've got lots of cheesy tricks.

Even after 6 years together and 2 kids, she finds it outrageously funny. Definitely a keeper.
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skahammer
04/14/09

@I_Like_Rabbits: Yeah, I'll bet your wife and the pool boy have a bunch of laughs about those "cheesy tricks" of yours.
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Thundercracker
04/13/09

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guessing his age, marital status (is), and their current body shapes I'm guessing this is the closest thing to "gettin some" he'll have all year....and half of next year too. Then it will be a glorious night in September of 2010 when he has a bit too much to drink, catches a rather provocative re-run of Two & A Half Men (some chick in her bra!) and the Misses is in the mood herself following a heated episode of Top Chef. They'll then get down to making some sweet, short, unattractive, boring middle aged married couple sex, which despite how much it sucks he'll still be in some strange debt to her for letting it happen.
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MitchKayak
04/13/09

@Thundercracker: this is the most depressing thing I've read in days.
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David Hume
04/13/09

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Little known fact: 2009 Masters champion Angel Cabrera was baptized in the cool blue waters of Lake Titicaca, South America's second largest lake. Lake Titicaca derives it's name from the ancient Incan phrase Clee Vulends Tea-mur.
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Kid Canada
04/13/09

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At least he didn't pull a wood out of his bag.
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Matt Sussman
04/13/09

Sex refernences are in golf, too? Now I've heard everything.

Waggle.
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UkraineNotWeak
04/13/09

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Later on, he checked her to see if she had any sand in her Villegas.
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Hatey McLife
04/13/09

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shebang in a three-way

I know what I'm watching after work.
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Starburied
04/13/09

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Any more antics like that and they'll have to rename it Aereola Corner.
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UkraineNotWeak
04/13/09

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John Daly snuck into the gallery.
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Gourmet Spud
04/13/09

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I thought that was the Cialis commercial they got to see on the European broadcast.
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Matt Sussman
04/13/09

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Cabrera's win was not just a victory for him, or for Argentina. No, it was a victory for paunchy men everywhere.
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