Manny Ramirez's Dreads Will Cause Drug Use, Abortion, Gayness,…

This disgruntled fan of the Sacramento River Cats would like you to know that she is NOT fuddy duddy. Nor is she a crackpot. She just thinks that Manny Ramirez's dreadlocks are the reason that "unwholesomeness" is spreading across the American landscape. I strongly urge you to listen to this voicemail in its… » 6/15/12 3:20pm 6/15/12 3:20pm

Pissed-Off College Student Leaves Greatest Voicemail Ever

If you've ever attended school at any level, you know how infuriating it can be when some dipshit administrator screws up your paperwork and sticks you in the wrong class. Or even worse, when they actively try to prevent you from switching out of that class into the class you wanted. Well, one brave college student… » 5/31/12 4:30pm 5/31/12 4:30pm