The Guy Whose Neighbor Got Arrested For Eating Cats Had Some…

Per Bakersfield Now's report: "I heard a cat cry. It was a weird cry, real loud," neighbor Joe Nuno said. "I smelled cooking. It smelled like some awful meat." » 2/21/12 8:35pm 2/21/12 8:35pm

Some People Don't See The Humor In Bears Drinking Vodka For Human…

Per Reuters Life!, Ukraine's Environment Minister Mykola Zlochevsky told Interfax, "On television, they keep showing bears suffering in restaurants and roadside hotels. How long can we tolerate animal torture in restaurants where drunken guests make bears drink vodka for laughs?" » 8/03/11 10:00pm 8/03/11 10:00pm

Porn Star Arrested For Abusing Roosters, Guinea Hens, Pigeons, Living…

Per the Miami New Times, "Bang Bus porn star 'Ramon' — famous for his giant penis — was arrested last week for keeping a menagerie of suffering farm animals locked in a vehicle on a 90-degree day." » 7/21/11 12:00am 7/21/11 12:00am

Animal-Loving Jets Fan Fornicates With A Dog Named Snowball Twice

It's the love that shan't speak it's name: Likely windowless-van owner takes a shine to his tenant's two-year-old, 23-pound male Shiba Inu dog named Snowball and gets amorous not once, but twice. » 10/23/10 1:00pm 10/23/10 1:00pm