Llamas On Llam Llose Llawmen

A pair of lost llamas led Sun City, Ariz. cops on a lengthy chase this afternoon, tying up law enforcement resources and leaving the city free for plundering by the handful of criminals who weren't watching, rapt, in their offices. Watch the entire, hilarious pursuit here, set (of course) to "Yakety Sax." » 2/26/15 3:41pm Thursday 3:41pm

Police Taser Deer, Saw Off Its Antler To Save Its Life In Badass Rescue

Sunday morning. Minnesota. People woke up to a strange sight: two white-tail bucks, their antlers hopelessly locked after a fight, one of them already dead with a broken neck. The other one was sure to be too, if he couldn't be freed—a coyote was circling the scene. So they called the cops, who immediately formulated… » 2/12/15 10:16am 2/12/15 10:16am

How To Not Suck At Tinder

It's cool to be good at Tinder, but it's far more important that you not be absolutely terrible at Tinder. So for starters, all you men-seeking-women types out there need to learn one important rule: Even if you match with a girl—and let me put this in italics so you'll remember—she has no obligation to talk to you. » 1/13/15 3:38pm 1/13/15 3:38pm

The 9 Greatest Monsters in North America

Frankly, we're a little weary of Bigfoot and Nessie. What about those mysterious critters that don't have dedicated reality shows ... but are still integral, beloved, and/or feared parts of the communities in which they're said to dwell? Here are 9 wonderfully weird, staunchly local cryptozoological creatures. » 1/07/15 2:33pm 1/07/15 2:33pm

Youtube Will Probably Never Host A More Dramatic Video Than This

In the course of debating these very bad rankings, my brain instinctively went back to 2004's "Battle At Kruger," eight minutes of breathless, unmatchable animal-kingdom struggle featuring a wounded buffalo calf, a crocodile, a pack of hungry lions, and dozens of courageous and pissed-off Cape buffalo. » 12/05/14 5:07pm 12/05/14 5:07pm

If You Don't Want To Watch A Guy Fuck A Snake, Here's A Description

A video file by the name of snakefucker.mp4 is making its way around Twitter today. As you can guess by its name, it's a video of a man apparently fucking a snake. If you want to watch the video—which, let's be clear, depicts what is almost certainly an illegal act of animal abuse—it is located here. If you don't want… » 8/18/14 4:44pm 8/18/14 4:44pm