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As Much As It Hurts, We Have To Accept That It's Over
Well, now that the dust has settled a bit, now that we've all had time to collect ourselves, rest up, sleep it off and compose ourselves ... we think we're ready to dig back into the Anna Benson divorce story. More »
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The Day The Music Died
Each generation has its cultural touchstones, those moments when everyone remembers where they were, at that specific moment, from that second until the day that they die. Late at night, at a dinner party or social function, someone will mention the event, and the party will hush, and recollections will be shared with whispers, as quiet as possible, so as not to upset the delicate nature of such sacred memories. More »
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You Know She's Getting Her Own Show Within A Year
For those of you who don't plan on using tonight's night off from major sporting events to, you know, heading outside or perhaps conversing with loved ones, you should know that tonight, everyone's favorite Not Really That Attractive But Unusually Loud baseball wife Anna Benson will be appearing on "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News. More »
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Anna Benson on Fox News. It Had To Happen Sometime.
Anna Benson, who I believe has had her own teeth surgically replaced by those of Andre the Giant, did an interview on the Fox News channel on Thursday. It creeps me out in a variety of ways. Her gigantic smile is just one of them. More »
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I Ain't Sayin' She A Gold Digger...
Well, OK, I guess I am. But she's admitting it, so it's okay. More »
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Anna Benson Wants To, Uh, Help Kids Or Something
FHM magazine was in the middle of a photo shoot with Anna Benson when she (along with her husband Kris) was traded from the New York Mets to the Baltimore Orioles. On the site, Anna talks about the "ordeal." Selected nuggets: More »
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Anna Benson Switches Teams
Right now, there are a lot of extremely nervous animals in the greater Baltimore area. As first reported (as usual) by Newsday's Jon Heyman this weekend, Anna Benson and her husband were traded from the Mets to the Orioles. Today, Anna, who blamed her (ultimately nixed) appearance in Playboy for the trade, introduced herself to Baltimore fans today by wearing an oversized Orioles jersey and, apparently, not combing her hair. More »
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Mets Trade Anna Benson & Husband To Baltimore
The Mets have acquired right-handed pitchers Jorge Julio and John Maine in exchange for Anna Benson. Included as throw-ins were Anna Benson's tits and her husband Kris. More »
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Do Not Mess With Anna Benson And Her Guns
What's the best post-Christmas present we could receive? How about a brand new batch of crazy from Anna Benson's Web site. She has redesigned the puppy, with all kinds of new links like "Ask Anna Anything" and "Heavy Petting." (There's also this picture, next to the disturbing caption, "Got Milk, Mrs. Claus?" We don't know what that means, and we do not want to.) More »
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Kris Benson Wonders Where It All Went Wrong
All right, so here's the situation. You're a middle-of-the-rotation starter whose team is trying to trade him. You're a former first overall pick who parlayed one good season into a multi-million-dollar deal. You are married to a woman who is attractive, but not as attractive as she so desperately wants everyone to believe. Your team has just asked you to put on a Santa costume and give out gifts to needy children. Oh, and some local television reporter has shoved a microphone in your face and is asking you — while you're wearing the Santa costume, by the way, and while your wife is shoving her breasts in the face of terrified children — what your thoughts on potentially leaving New York are. You're on live TV. More »
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PETA's Super Bowl Shuffle
According to the New York Post, the fine folks at PETA are putting together an commercial for the Super Bowl that will involved female models "'flashing' the camera, and when they lift their shirt, they will have prosthetic udders over their breasts." Ignoring the fact that this is almost, letter for letter, the exact nightmare we had the other night, we are pretty certain this ad will never see the light of day, particularly during the Super Bowl. (If they ban naked Mickey Rooney ads, the odds are pretty good you're not gonna see udders.) More »
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Anna Benson Will Fight For Her Right For Fur
While doing some followup "research" after yesterday's Anna Benson dustup, we came across her official Web site, and, more specifically, her angry "Letter To Peta" found at the bottom of the site's front page. (It's one of them fancy Flash sites, so we can't link you here. Just go there and check it out, it's very easy.) More »
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