Good Morning, Class...

It's MJD, back again as your substitute teacher. And I promise, no more pictures of speedskating "moose knuckles," (unless Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis begin insulting the size of each others respective "moose knuckles"), and no Arena Football (unless Bon Jovi takes over as starting QB of the Soul). » 2/22/06 9:10am 2/22/06 9:10am

Announcements: Tuesdays With A.J.

'Mornin. A.J. Daulerio back again for more Deadspin access-less, favor-less, indiscretion. We're 3/4 through the Will Leitch Caribbean Floating Adventure and he'll be happy to know that he's missed nothing while he was gone. The NBA All-Star Game was the uninspired half-court alley oop-fest it was supposed to be, the‚Ķ » 2/21/06 8:32am 2/21/06 8:32am

Announcements: Alas, We Meet Again

Greetings and salutations, Spinheads. I, A.J. Daulerio, get the first- day duties in what is sure to be the most painful week in young Will Leitch's life. As you may or may not know, for the next week, Will's yachting around Antigua wearing an Arizona Cardinals sailor's hat with no phone, no internet and absolutely‚Ķ » 2/16/06 5:12am 2/16/06 5:12am