If this is half as entertaining as every poker player ever's story of getting taken on the river, then we're in for some motherfucking good times! #badbeats
So, I know I've got him beat because all night long he's been limping in with strong hands and going in big when he's trying to bully someone off a pot with a weak hand. My pair of 9's aren't huge, but I'm feeling good. Flop comes out and I get a third nine. I'm fucking golden. So, I...
Hey, are you paying attention? Seriously, this is good...
The rest of the flop is garbage, so I know he can't have much. So, now I'm trying to get everything I can out of this donkey. I up it little, he raises, I re-raise...
Hey man, seriously, listen to this; this is ridiculous...
The turn comes and it's an eight. There's a salad out there so at this point I'm just trying to keep from smiling. He's toast. I check it to see what he's gonna do. He raises. I re-raise. I can tell he's starting to get worried...
Dude, forget it.
No, no, no... sorry, keep going...
I don't know, he goes all-in. I go all-in. He's got a pair of 10's, I got trip 9's. The ONLY card that can beat me is a 10.
I honestly cannot criticize any bugs in the system so far. My company is always releasing software upgrades that inevitably have bugs, and I'm the guy working right next to the customer's engineers trying to identify bugs and other performance issues.
At least you Gawker guys just have to deal with rants from faceless commenters and emailers. I have division managers walking over to my desk demanding that I fix their problem now or they're going to complain to my bosses.
Good luck, and hopefully you'll get all the bugs ironed out in short order. #comments
10/23/09
C:\Documents and Settings\My Documents\My Pictures\My Unfortunate Electronica Phase\17yearoldDavid_Humeplaying withan808andaMidicard.jpg #badbeats
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So, I know I've got him beat because all night long he's been limping in with strong hands and going in big when he's trying to bully someone off a pot with a weak hand. My pair of 9's aren't huge, but I'm feeling good. Flop comes out and I get a third nine. I'm fucking golden. So, I...
Hey, are you paying attention? Seriously, this is good...
The rest of the flop is garbage, so I know he can't have much. So, now I'm trying to get everything I can out of this donkey. I up it little, he raises, I re-raise...
Hey man, seriously, listen to this; this is ridiculous...
The turn comes and it's an eight. There's a salad out there so at this point I'm just trying to keep from smiling. He's toast. I check it to see what he's gonna do. He raises. I re-raise. I can tell he's starting to get worried...
Dude, forget it.
No, no, no... sorry, keep going...
I don't know, he goes all-in. I go all-in. He's got a pair of 10's, I got trip 9's. The ONLY card that can beat me is a 10.
And the river was a 10?
Fuckin' bullshit.
Great story. #badbeats
10/23/09
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Leads the league in: Not being done on time. #whyyourstadiumsucks
10/23/09
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Why not The War at Home? Fox must still have some episodes of that show lying around. Michael Rappaport needs to eat. #whyyourstadiumsucks
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Bundchen not included.
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Commenters who can flawlessly figure out the new layout will get one of these babies. #comments
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At least you Gawker guys just have to deal with rants from faceless commenters and emailers. I have division managers walking over to my desk demanding that I fix their problem now or they're going to complain to my bosses.
Good luck, and hopefully you'll get all the bugs ironed out in short order. #comments
10/15/09
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10/15/09
*Poof* ...there they go, never seen again.
Anyone else been able to start a forum that they can find again?
/Between the ether and the hash(es), it's a trippy Thursday.
#poof
#wheredidyougohashytaggyforumstarter......
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