I recognize this may be very unpopular around these parts, but I just had my 20th a few weeks ago and I had a blast. Go, get drunk, and have fun. Fuck it. Life is short, the bitches are still bitchy, but most of the people were really nice. And I was drunk for 3 days. We counted the new noses, new tits, and the botoxed. It was hilarious. Oh and I was drunk for 3 days. Good times.
I'm still waiting for my HS class to have a reunion. Though with the advent of Facebook, I know what everyone is doing so I don't need to spend $100 to drink with them for four hours.
It's a shame you guys don't get pageview bonuses anymore. I always enjoy posts that show how the sausage is being made, so to speak. I've been going back to this post all day. #announcements
I'm going to ask him if kids were cruel to him growing up. Like did they call him "Prissy Crissy" or "Sissy Crissy" or stuff like that. I bet they did, those little shits. #bookexcerpts
I'm going to be seriously disappointed if this book doesn't have a blurb on the back from David Stern saying, "I thoroughly enjoyed reading parts of this on Deadspin." #bookexcerpts
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