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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    all the way past the first half of the 2009 season

    So *that's* why Mein Kampf ends before the bunker scene.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: In the same vein, "The Communist Manifesto" ends just before the 15th and final round, when a heroic Rocky Balboa at last KO's the evil Ivan Drago.

    Also convenient is the fact that "Walden" ends just before Thoreau gets devoured by a feral pack of hogs.
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    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: If Malcom X's autobiography can include his own death, I don't see why these pussies couldn't do it.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @MadmanMundt: Good point. And if I'm reading "The Lovely Bones" correctly, a 14-year-old girl narrates the entire story AFTER she's been whacked.

    Amateurs!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    12/05/09

    @AzureTexan: Much like The 1982 Big Game: John Elway's Miraculous March To Victory ends after the 3rd lateral.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @Clarence Rosario: Meanwhile, Bill Buckner's autobiography, "Worth the Wait," ends with Mookie Wilson fouling off several pitches in a row.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Did the season end already? Or are they using the DeLorean to write this thing?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    I had never heard of this 'Young Manhattanite' blog until tonight. Coming from a [relatively] young Manhattanite, it appears to be completely retarded. Am I missing something? I doubt it.

    Tomorrow should be fun.
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    Image of slytleestalkingsloee slytleestalkingsloee
    12/05/09

    @Steve U: What's the difference between the Trib pimping Farve and Deadspin?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/05/09

    @slytleestalkingsloee: I . . . think we're talking about different things.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Do they make Raspberry Wranglers?
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Tomorrow, we have some very special guest editors: the crew from Young Manhattanite. These people, I am told, will make Moe Tkacik look like Ring Lardner

    I think you're being kind. I just tried reading some of that crap, it looks like the end result of a retarded child banging his head off a keyboard for three hours.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/04/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: CORRECT. Also, it's like, nine Jews and a Shiksa, and they're all on drugs and stuck in 1997, so expect at least one post on what a bitch Marge Schott is, how big Sandy Koufax's "cut" cock is, and who should be in the Dock Ellis movie.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/04/09

    @Foster Kamer: Look, I don't know what the hell a Young Manhattanite is or looks like, but anything that got you commenting over here is probably something that I'm going to want to check in on tomorrow, if only to mock the people in the comments who don't get it.
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    Pete Gaines was starred Pete Gaines was unstarred
    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/05/09

    @Pete Gaines: Not least of whom, of course, is myself.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Fenix Tx's cleverly amalgamated title for their live album just took a big hit.
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    Image of drjayphd drjayphd
    12/04/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: In related news, FenixTX is amazed anyone gave a shit about them after "Threesome".
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/04/09

    @drjayphd: What a great song/album.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Purple Reign? Oh, what I'd pay to see a shrieking, diminutive Prince whip the living shit out of these "authors" with a copy of their own handiwork, preferably while screaming some garbled admonition, the only intelligible word of which is "Minnetonka."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    @FlakJack: ... and with a fog machine!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Tomorrow should be interesting. There's not 3 fucking sensible words on that entire blog.
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    12/04/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Well, not in a row, no.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    The Star Tribune Sports Desk picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor. *Pant* *Pant* Was all I heard!
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    I'm holding out for the pop-up book, "Bryant McKinnie: Magical Mandible of Minnetonka"
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/04/09

    @NordoftheBlings: Don't forget "Bernard Berrian: Blazing Bulldog of Brett's Bountiful Benevolence."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Hey, at least they didn't call it Darling Hick-y.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Brett Favre's incredible journey to Minnesota

    I'd say in terms of shitty journeys, 16 years in Wisconsin only to end up in Minnesota ranks right up there with wandering the desert for 40 years.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    Indeed his journey was incredible...he sat in his house until camp ended, then took a jet right up. UNREAL!
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    "Purple-Helmeted Warrior: How One Giant Dick Stood Up and Aroused a State."
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/04/09

    In reply to Just Like A Kids' Book Out There
    I look forward to witnessing Darnell Dockett commit regicide Sunday night.
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