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    Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel


    Which means I'll get about 150 pages in and then give up.


    /Damn you, The Brothers Karamazov!

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    Tiffany: Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my client a fraud. Sure, the gunshot was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame him. Because one time, I turned into a dog and he helped me. Thank you.


    Plaxico: Very good, Tiffany. Short, but pointless.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/04/08

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    Wait- so Plaxico knew that the head trainer was setting him up?
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    I can wait to hear what Raskolnikov thinks of these developments.
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    12/04/08

    @Peter Cavan: Cannot.


    I can wait, but I'd rather not. Stupid typing fingers.

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    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    after getting his master's degree from (yes!) Michigan State.


    A Master's in Trucking Science qualifies to you to be a trainer now?

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    "You mean Plaxico is a male model?"
    "No, but those two hospital orderlies sure as shit were."
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    As long as this ends with Antonio Pierce getting fucked in the pants I'll consider it a happy ending.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    Why doesn't everyone just do what Giant fans use to do and blame it all on Ray Handley?
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    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    Michigan State..."We're as good as staying at a Holiday Inn Express!"
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    Image of Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    Here's the question I still haven't heard answered - what kind of a gunshot wound are we talking about here? Was it a grazing? Is this entrance wound-exit wound stuff? I don't know why but I desperately want to know this information.
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    12/04/08

    Enter/Exit.
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    12/04/08

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    G. Gordon Liddy is impressed.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
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    Well, hopefully Plax has learned that a gun is not a Tolstoy...

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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    12/04/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: I couldn't Karenina less.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    12/04/08

    @One Sack, Two Sack:


    Oh God. Here we go again.


    (Not a pun. Just a lament.)

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    Image of parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
    12/04/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: This whole thing is making me Ilych.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/04/08

    @sagehenbait: Hopefully from now on he will Chekov his gun at the door.
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/04/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: The puns are Makine me crazy.
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    Image of spinachdip spinachdip
    12/04/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: I hear that, the way these commenters are Konstantin trying to top each other...
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    Image of MyFanJustLiedToMe MyFanJustLiedToMe
    12/04/08

    @spinachdip: maybe he will release his new novel from prison: a day in the life of plaxico buressovich.
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    Image of The New No. 2 The New No. 2
    12/04/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: The Giants are just sick of Burress' Onegin/off-again relationship with the legal system. But if he's Gudenov, I'm sure that some team will sign him next year.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/04/08

    @DanielMurphysLaw: This entire ordeal is becoming a real horosho.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    12/04/08

    In reply to Plaxico Burress Saga Turning Into Awful Russian Novel
    OH PLEASE MAKE THIS PLAXICO BULLSHIT END
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