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    Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks

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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    An Italian having anxiety attacks? David Chase is eyeing the situation suspiciously.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    Introducing himself with the line, "My name's Votto and I like to get blotto" should ease those anxiety attacks.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    I thought only male figure skaters suffered from anxiety attacks.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    To add an aura of mystery and to keep the ladies guessing, Joey frequently asks women if they have ever experimented with Vottosexuality.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    What does this have to do with will.i.am?
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    06/24/09

    @BigTenObsession: Everything, man. Everything.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks


    Look, I thought that penis was a paper bag. It could happen to anybody.

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    06/24/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Nicely done.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    Gay? or Canadian?
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    06/24/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:


    Listen, let's not get into this "which is worse" debate again...

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    06/24/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: What's the difference?


    /thank you, I'll be here all week.

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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    Phew! I couldn't sleep at night wondering if my wife will eventually find out I frequent the local bathhouse.
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    06/24/09

    In reply to Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
    It reminds me of that line from Heathers: "I love my not gay dead father!"


    Well, it was something along those lines.

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