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New York, 3:54 AM
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    It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports

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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    Although he's been gone awhile, my desire to see someone punch him in the nuts has not diminished. Impressive.
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    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    The sponsored ad for his column:

    Avg White Sox Fan IQ=103
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    Image of Mick Mick
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    The Big Lead endorsed and approved. Jay Mariotti --- fighting for your rights to be incredibly bland and uneventful since the Paleolithic age.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I've never before seen The Great Wall of China, Richard M. Daley and animal penis combined so seamlessly in an opening paragraph.


    Which is funny, what with how we'd all like to see Jay seamlessly combined with animal penis. Preferably that aggressive donkey memorialized by Punter back in the day.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I'd rather not lose my religion, thank you


    I think I thought I saw you try. But that was just a dream.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    This guy even hates Obama!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I imagine his online sessions go a little something like this:

    You've got mail!-fuck me?! fuck you.

    You've got mail!-whatever.

    You've got mail!-probably wrote it from his mothers basement

    You've got mail!-his middle name is Jeffery.

    You've got mail!-fuck.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I guess at the end of the day Marriotti found AOL's benefits package more appealing than Prodigy's.
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    Image of What Would Kornheiser Do? What Would Kornheiser Do?
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports

    He wanted me to write one column that had Michael Phelps winning that day's race and another column that had him losing. Both would be filed long before the event, which, in some quarters, would be considered an editorial directive to cook up fiction.


    To be honest, he's right on this one. That's a bullshit practice, whether it's true or not...

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    01/05/09

    @What Would Kornheiser Do?: I suspect it is regular practice, and has been going on as long as newspapers have existed. I also think it's shoddy but that's not the issue. The issue is Jay being perfectly fine with it throughout his career then suddenly having a problem with it. What changed, Jay?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I'm a bit too busy to hate bloggers or, really, anyone but terrorists and certain Illinois politicians. I just think they should be writing about Steve Smith, not Stephen A. Smith.


    Jesus, Jay. That own goal happened in 1986. Get over it.

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    01/05/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: It feels good knowing I'm one of about 10 people who frequent this site to get that reference.


    +1

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I've never before seen The Great Wall of China, Richard M. Daley and animal penis combined so seamlessly in an opening paragraph


    You clearly haven't been reading Anderson Cooper's online column.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    Stupid AOL. Have you learned nothing about doomed mergers through Time Warner?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    He still won't go into AOL Chat Rooms though.
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    Image of GorgeForeman GorgeForeman
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    I refuse to go to AOL for about the same reason I refuse to subscribe to ESPN Insider and risk getting one of those giant magazines sent to my house: there will be a list one day, a list of the dullards of the world, and I don't want to be on that list.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/05/09

    @GorgeForeman: I accidentally got one of those subscriptions as part of a package deal. The expiration date says 2015! The horrors!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/05/09

    In reply to It's Morning In America: Jay Mariotti Debuts At AOL Sports
    The losers wake up each day and attack (choose your ESPN target)


    If this doesn't bring Fire Joe Morgan out of retirement, nothing will.

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