No, Hank the dog did not bite one of the Milwaukee Brewers sausage racers on the dick, but we really wish he had. The photo, which has been floating around Twitter today, is from an obviously joke-y post on OnMilwaukee.com. But the fact that this photo is fake doesn't mean that Hank the dog isn't still the best dog.
Today is April Fool's Day. The day you trust no one and don't believe everything you read. Except this post. We're channeling our inner buzzkill and completely ruining everyone's gags so you don't make a fool of yourself. Unless you really want to believe in a world full of Pokémon, in which case we're just jerks.
April Fools' Day is a day when internet users need to be especially vigilant. For every creative and well-conceived joke, like Google's 8-bit maps or AdBlock's CatBlock, there are 10 dumb "pranks" that consist of nothing more than "making shit up" and calling it an April Fool's Day joke. They're not funny, they're…