Arian Foster Would Like To Remind You Of The Score

In case the Ravens forgot, they're getting handled by the Case Keenum-led Texans. Arian Foster helpfully directed them to the scoreboard. (He's also thrown for a touchdown today.) » 12/21/14 3:05pm 12/21/14 3:05pm

Arian Foster Had A British Accent Today

Arian Foster entertained the Houston media today by speaking at his locker in a British accent. Everyone was sufficiently amused, since Foster also provided usable answers to questions. The Texans running back finished the session with a "Cheerio." » 12/04/14 5:08pm 12/04/14 5:08pm

Arian Foster says everyone hates Thursday football and it's dangerous for players. It also pulls in hundreds of millions a year, so neither the owners nor the PA will be pushing to get rid of it anytime soon. [Chronicle] » 10/06/14 4:16pm 10/06/14 4:16pm

Arian Foster Thinks A Beer Company Hassling The NFL Is Bullshit

Sponsors are beginning to distance themselves from the NFLespecially Adrian Peterson—and that doesn't sit right with Texans running back with Arian Foster. » 9/16/14 8:25pm 9/16/14 8:25pm

Arian Foster Continues To Troll The Media

After Arian Foster gave the exact same answer 11 times in a 90-second interview, he got a letter from the NFL threatening a fine if he didn't start being more cooperative with the media. So Foster agreed to an interview with reporters after yesterday's practice, and he added a few twists to his old routine. » 8/15/14 1:27pm 8/15/14 1:27pm

Arian Foster Gave The Same Answer 11 Times In A 90-Second Interview

Arian Foster formally talked to media today for the first time since last season ended, but he didn't give them anything useful. The Texans running back basically repeated the same answer, about trying to be the best teammate he can be, for a minute and a half before peacing out. Though some Texans beat writers on… » 7/30/14 2:11pm 7/30/14 2:11pm

Why Buying "Stock" In A Football Player Is Incredibly Stupid

So much for the dumbest business idea of the year. Last month, Arian Foster announced that fans would be able to buy stock in his future earnings as a "brand", which was preposterous for a number of reasons we listed at the time (read those below). This month, Arian Foster is out for the season, and his partner… » 11/12/13 6:30pm 11/12/13 6:30pm

Arian Foster's Personal Stock Offering Sounds Like Bullshit

Arian Foster is partnering with a company called Fantex Holdings to offer you, the grotesque fan, a chance to buy a minority stake in his future earnings. It's a not-all-that-shocking-but-come-on-still-what-the-hell kind of deal. But it's also kind of bullshit. » 10/17/13 6:00pm 10/17/13 6:00pm

Arian Foster Says He Took Money At Tennessee

Texans running back Arian Foster admits (maybe "admits" isn't the right word, because public opinion is swinging away from shaming the athletes, toward shaming the system that facilitates and encourages it) that he took money while he was a student at UT. » 9/20/13 2:43pm 9/20/13 2:43pm

Arian Foster Took Special Exception To Dan Shaughnessy's Especially…

There's a good case to be made that the Patriots face an easy road to the AFC championship game. In recent weeks the Texans have looked less like the team that gored the league for the better part of the last two years and more like the reliably .500 team they were early in Gary Kubiak's tenure. As the regular season… » 1/07/13 2:20pm 1/07/13 2:20pm

Four 4chan Users Won A Contest To Meet Arian Foster

The above image shows five 4chan users, the one in the middle being a running back for the Houston Texans. Apparently the four guys in the zany animal t-shirts are posters from 4chan's /sp/ board, who, with the immense voting power of the 4chan behind them, won an internet contest to meet Arian Foster. And they used… » 12/18/12 1:33pm 12/18/12 1:33pm

Arian Foster Is Vegan, Except For When He Eats Chicken

When Arian Foster announced that he was switching to a Vegan diet this summer, the doubters appeared. "If this doesn't work, I'm going to kick your ass," teammate Brian Cushing told him. Is it even possible to consume the however many thousands of calories a day hardworking NFL players burn through? Well, 770 yards… » 11/09/12 11:05am 11/09/12 11:05am

Your NFL Playoffs Divisional Round Open Thread: Houston Texans at…

Welcome back for day two of the divisional round. As always, make yourselves comfortable down below in the comments. » 1/15/12 1:00pm 1/15/12 1:00pm

Charles Barkley Is The Dongfather

Your morning roundup for Jan. 8, the day we learned that you can get a lot done in 15 days. Image via Mocksession. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/08/12 9:30am 1/08/12 9:30am

Arian Foster's Touchdown Run Is Just Embarrassing For Chris Crocker

This twinkle-toed TD from the Houston Texans' Arian Foster made NFL safety Chris Crocker look more like internet celebrity Chris Crocker. Leave Chris Crocker alone! (The Texans won 31-10.) [NBC] » 1/07/12 7:45pm 1/07/12 7:45pm

Arian Foster Can't Stand Colin Cowherd, Either

Foster joins George C. Scott (and, well, "everybody"): "Did you want to be a critic as a child? Or did your dreams die with your humility? RT @ESPN_Colin Hey Arian Foster—-'We really do care about you as a human too. Um,now about that hammy? —signed, everybody" [@ArianFoster, @ESPN_Colin] » 8/29/11 1:45pm 8/29/11 1:45pm