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sorry will, wrong cromartie

1st Round, Sixteenth Overall: Buzzsaw Selects Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie


You better adjust the tracking on your VCR if you want to watch game tape of Rodgers-Cromartie. Tennessee State games are taped using the surveillance cameras at the Stop & Rob across the street. "The tape is not real clear. You have to find him. This reminds me of an older time in scouting," according to NFLN expert Charley Casserly.

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4:51 PM on Sat Apr 26 2008
By Christmas Ape
1,574 views, 2 comments

you suck, leinart

Matt Leinart Is Just Asking For It Now


And once again our hero returns with an even more breathtaking lack of self-awareness. TheDirty.com comes through with another photograph that is sure to disappoint Cardinals' coach Ken Whisenhunt again. This time, possibly, forever. More »

4:17 PM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By DAULERIO
70,910 views, 106 comments

bong-slurping falls from grace (yes, this is duan)

Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already

... So says annoyed Arizona Republic columnist Dan Bickley, who suggests that the Cardinals' quarterback of the present (and, "the future", allegedly) is just dancing a little bit too closely with Mr. Poonstone for his own taste. Bickley trots out every worst-case scenario Leinart should have considered (They could've driven home drunk and killed a family! They could've cried rape!) before he and his lurking 34-year-old wingman Nick Lachey house-partied with a gaggle of underage ponies. More »

7:25 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008
By DAULERIO
39,349 views, 625 comments

matt leinart

Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Film Work Quite Seriously


Before we get into all the NCAA Tournament and Opening Day business, we thought we'd start your morning off with Matt Leinart doing his Matt Leinart thing. The Dirty has details of this whole evening, which included Nick Lachey, under-21 ladies and, of course, hot tubs. More »

7:58 AM on Mon Mar 31 2008
By Leitch
151,719 views, 54 comments

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @Magnakai Haaskivi: Actually, I would like to see the carnage that would result from a weekend involving Sex Cannon, Roethlisberger, Orton, & Leinart. Maybe throw in Elisha for shits n' giggles. It would be more raucous than Fear n' Loathing. more »

beggars can't be choosers

Matt Leinart Is Taking No Chances


You know, after dating Paris Hilton, you can't really blame Matt Leinart for wanting to be as safe as possible, as often as possible. Plus, you know, that chick's hot. More »

6:05 PM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Leitch
16,020 views, 696 comments

The Buzzsaw have already handed the keys to their 2008 season to Matt Leinart. Hmm. [Arizona Republic]

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kurt warner

Kurt Warner's Little Ball Friends


You might think of Kurt Warner as the slightly washed-up Buzzsaw quarterback with small hands and the crazy wife. But in the Christian community, Warner is an example of all that's right with the world. And now he's branching out into acting. More »

2:20 PM on Fri Dec 7 2007
By Leitch
2,862 views, 79 comments

you've got some red on you

He Seems To Have Thought Of Everything: How In The World Did This Not Work?

So this guy robs a bank, and during his getaway he stops at a salon about a block away for hair extensions and a manicure (by now you've guessed that this occurred in Florida). But that's not the best part. The loot he stole was booby trapped, and during his escape it exploded, covering him in red dye. So to explain this, he told the salon worker that he was an NFL player, and was in town painting his boat. And for what NFL team did the crook say he played? Can there be any doubt? More »

1:05 PM on Fri Dec 7 2007
By rickchand
7,855 views, 79 comments

Latest by Greek McPapadopoulos: @Wee_Evans: That's what's missing from Loveline these days. more »

nfl roundup

Winslow Soldiers A Catch, But You Didn't See It, And It Didn't Happen

Tiny tidbits and info smidgens from Week 13 of the NFL ...

• We know, the Buzzsaw are now 6-6 and holding on to the final wild-card spot in the NFC, but seriously now: That was a catch by Kellen Winslow at the end of the game, and the Browns should have won. We have never understood the notion that any play in football isn't "reviewable" by instant replay. Sure it's reviewable; we just watched it, and totally reviewed it. Kellen Winslow was pushed out of bounds; if there had been no one there, he would have landed in bounds. The replay clearly shows that. So why can't we rely on the replay again? (Still: We are not complaining. Tied for the wild-card in Week 13? Woo!)

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10:40 AM on Mon Dec 3 2007
By Leitch
8,255 views, 78 comments

ouch

Why In The WORLD Do We Root For This Team?

OK, we think we're ready to talk about that horrific Buzzsaw loss yesterday. First off, we absolutely deserved that to happen: Our post last week daydreaming about the playoffs broke every Buzzsaw fan law we know. No Arizona team should ever be favored by 10 1/2 points. Ever. More »

4:00 PM on Mon Nov 26 2007
By Leitch
6,138 views, 47 comments

arizona cardinals

All Hail The .500 Buzzsaw

If you'll allow us this quick run of self-indulgent postings, we can't quite get over the image of Peter King proclaiming that The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals would make the playoffs. It was like watching someone speak in tongues on national television, albeit with more field hockey references. More »

4:00 PM on Mon Nov 19 2007
By Leitch
5,517 views, 58 comments

useless rankings

That Highly Successful Buzzsaw

We always get a kick out of these occasional "Best Sports Franchises" studies. ESPN does them, The Sporting News has some, we think even MTV did them once. We like them because they inevitably have our Buzzsaw near the bottom of the list. Sometimes even at the very bottom. More »

3:30 PM on Wed Nov 7 2007
By Leitch
7,710 views, 59 comments

Maybe Ken Whisenhunt isn't panicking, but sheesh, we are. [Arizona Republic]

11 comments

fire fire

Chargers Flee Fire For Dry Heat

If anyone out there is being affected by the fires in Southern California — we're sure we have tons of Malibu readers, of course — we hope you're finding, you know, some cool land. And we hope you're better off than the Chargers, who might have to play this Sunday's game in the Buzzsaw's reject stadium. More »

1:35 PM on Tue Oct 23 2007
By Leitch
2,900 views, 30 comments

my grandfather vinny

To The Buzzsaw Rescue ... Vinny!

The locker room of The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals is looking like it might be turning a little bit more funky: The jam master that is Vinny might be back in town. More »

11:40 AM on Tue Oct 9 2007
By Leitch
5,940 views, 86 comments

In case you were wondering, we are not inherently broken up about Kurt Warner being the new Buzzsaw starting quarterback. In fact, we're downright excited. Someday, Matt, honest. [Arizona Republic]

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If the Kurt Warner-Matt Leinart situation were a movie. Where's Raising Arizona? [AZ SportsHub]

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matt leinart

It's Quite The Big Event When Matt Leinart Shows Up

Some fans of The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals have had some concern that quarterback (for now) Kurt Warner has been spending too much time partaking in matters of social interaction, and not enough time studying film. And now we're starting to worry he's showing up at events just to get out of the house. More »

4:45 PM on Wed Oct 3 2007
By Leitch
6,799 views, 31 comments