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NFC Playoff Open Thread: Buzzsaw. Fleur-De-Lys. Go.

Chris Berman boldly predicted this game would be a "shootout" with a final score of "77-75." That means everyone should take the under immediately. Biggest question of the day: "Will the 'Fuck Da Eagles' gal make an appearance? [NFL.com] [Photo-via]

01/16/10

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By DAULERIO

#buzzsaw

Kurt Warner, The Great Unknowable Freak Of The NFL

Explaining their aversion to the epic, ridiculous Cardinals-Packers game Sunday, Free Darko wrote: "Warner scores don't move me. I know what he's thinking." I do not understand this. I have no idea what Warner's ever thinking. It scares me. More »

01/13/10

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By Will Leitch

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Everybody Loves Kurt Warner...Except One Former California Pizza Kitchen Employee

Kurt Warner just can't stop winning over NFL fans with his sage quarterbacking and stock boy humbleness, so even if he doesn't make it to Canton we can all agree he's an exceptional human being, right? Behold a dissenter. More »

01/13/10

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By DAULERIO

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NFC Wild Card Open Thread: Packers-Cardinals

Kurt Warner could hang it up after this one. Meanwhile, we're getting unsubstantiated chain letters about Aaron Rodgers giving 100 disadvantaged kids Christmas presents. Which beloved quarterback shall rule them all? Discuss it here.

01/10/10

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By Barry Petchesky

#buzzsaw

Your State Of The Buzzsaw Address

For the second consecutive year, I'm heading to the Pink Taco in Glendale for playoff game hosted by The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals. I'm not sure enough people appreciate how strange that is. More »

01/08/10

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By Will Leitch

#weekendwinner

Mike Tomlin Wins The Weekend

In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Mike Tomlin, who managed to avoid joining the list of all-time bonehead coaches ever in the history of anything. Winning is helpful! More »

12/21/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

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The One With The Overabundance Of Crotch

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More »

10/02/09

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By DAULERIO

#nfl

Somebody Get Larry Fitzgerald's Brother A Clipboard

Look deeper into the Cardinals' 31-17 win on Sunday, as Larry Fitzgerald's brother did, and you'd realize too that Kurt Warner is an "OLD ASS MAN" who doesn't know how to run a team, 24-for-26 notwithstanding. More »

09/22/09

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By Nash Landesman

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A Conversation With Football Outsiders EIC Aaron Schatz

My beach books aren't novels about Smith women discovering their sexuality, or biographies about forgotten historical figures, or leadership You-Can-Make-Millions-Out-Of-Your-Home-And-Here's-How. I read the Prospectus books. More »

08/26/09

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By Will Leitch

#ballsdeep

Why Your Team Sucks: BUZZSAW

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Arizona Cardinals. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More »

08/25/09

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By Drew Magary

#sadwhimsy

Antrel Rolle Blames Fumble On His Silky Smooth Arms

The hellish, back-breaking death march of professional football has claimed many victims, but perhaps none more tragically than Cardinals safety Antrel Rolle, who dropped a crucial preseason punt because his arms were over-moisturized. The horror.... More »

08/18/09

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By Dashiell Bennett

#nfl

Calling It Now: First To Worst

Beanie Wells finally ends his mini-holdout, promptly sprains his ankle in first practice. It's going to be one of those seasons for the Cardinals, by which I mean "like all the other seasons besides last year." [Arizona Republic]

08/02/09

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#mattleinart

Matt Leinart Is Taking His Offseason Work Quite Seriously (For Real This Time)

With his career free-falling since Kurt Warner nabbed his starting quarterback job and the run of bad publicity thanks to his infamous bong-and-bimbo photos, Matt Leinart has decided to add MMA to his offseason redemption training. Oh, and Jay Glazer. More »

06/09/09

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By DAULERIO

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The Buzzsaw Bandwagon Has Found Its Driver

04/28/09

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Rory Fanning Walks The Walk

04/18/09

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God Lights The Way For Kurt Warner, Demands 15 Percent

Kurt Warner officially announced his new deal with the Cardinals on Wednesday, saying that it was God who told him to eschew the 49ers and return to Arizona. More »

03/05/09

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By Rick Chandler

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