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Pac-12 Releases A Highfalutin Hype Video That Arizona State Students Won't Be Able To Understand

We've provided here the full transcription of the purplest and most thesaurus-dependent prose to ever grace a promotional video for a college football conference. College football is back, you guys. Let me rephrase that: college football is back with "an avant garde redesign of the competitive balance." That's…