These things are getting as formulaic as Simpson's episodes. We need more people doing coke. Hell, I'd even take whippets at this point or a stray quaalude, anything.
When he gets to our section one friend starts tearing at his hat (which is attached to the costume) screaming, "gimme the sombrero you little fuck or I'm gonna rape Wilma", while another attempts to cornhole our beloved mascot.
Jesus, Weintraub, can't you take a fucking hint? Purple prose is deader than Grantland Rice.
I have no life and never embarked on any of these "rites of passage" but it seems that alcohol is always involved. No one has a failgate that was totally sober?
@We Are All Lance Uppercut: Although, with lines like this: 'In the meantime, sperm (dressed in all white with white extension cord hanging out of the ass ' Robert Mapplethorpe's ghost is probably nodding approvingly.
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Jesus, Weintraub, can't you take a fucking hint? Purple prose is deader than Grantland Rice.
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/Sad Arizona alum
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PG: "We have a Chancellor Hemenway at KU."
Lady: "That's funny, I have a husband named Chancellor Hemenway at KU. Do you still want to show me your cucumber?"
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Now on to colleges... Arizona State, you're in... Arizona, sorry, it just didn't work out.
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