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Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw

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Chalkdust
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
I wasn't on the Buzzsaw bandwagon really, just rooting for Kurt to win again, maybe follow it up with another 4,000 yard, 20+ TD season for his career. That might get him more HoF consideration.

This sucks for Buzzsaw fans, but hey, the pre-Brady Patriots sympathize with what it's like to feel relevant for once. Sometimes, you have to get raped by the Bears or outplayed by the Packers before you can get a championship. Hopefully the Cardinals don't have to lose another bowl and can make the adjustments to compete again next year.
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ThatMarkDude
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
In a huge surprise that I never saw coming, people are already complaining about the job the refs did.

Well, they'll NEVER know about that secret sales tax we have in western PA that goes directly to the NFL referees association in order to fix all the games in our favor!

oops.....
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
02/02/09

@ThatMarkDude: I just can't believe the last play wasn't even reviewed
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Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
At least you weren't watching the game in Tucson. Nothing like some dong with your heartache.

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Greek McPapadopoulos
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
And I just wanted to mention, that was a great essay Will. You captured the moment perfectly. Also, I'll be missing your Weekly Buzzsaw Countdown--that was a highlight of my week.
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Mr. Praline
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
Good run, Buzzsaw. Pride is a beautiful thing.

And if I see one more stupid Lays' 100% Canadian Potato Chips ad, I will freak the hell out. I want my USA super bowl ads!
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Bobby Big Wheel
02/02/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
Will would rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
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Afino
02/02/09

@Bobby_Big_Wheel:

Still one of my favorite episodes.

Or really, any one with Butters.
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Bobby Big Wheel
02/02/09

@Afino: Agreed, that and Fun With Weapons are in my Top 5.
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Steve Sax Pool
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
After listening to morons on Seattle sports radio offering support for Arizona (a division rival, no less) for two weeks, I have a lot less sympathy than I should have for the Buzzsaw. The Cardinals success was really exposing the ignorance of fans up here, i.e. supporting a division rival in the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME against a team that beat you three years ago, whom you have NO rivaly with whatsoever.

At least you guys didn't roll over like we did against the Steelers. I'm assuming you guys won't blame the refs either.

/dick joke
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PQ Crash
02/02/09

@Steve Sax Pool: +1, amen, affirmed, etc.

Brilliant job on your screen name, by the way.
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TheStarterWife
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
The NFL Network aired the condensed Super Bowl XIV. As the LA Rams walked off the field after losing to the Steelers, the kind NFL Films announcer soothingly said that the Rams were just as much a victor as the Steelers, they had won pride.

Same as the Cards? Maybe not. But close enough.

(Meanwhile WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...)
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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby
02/02/09

@TheStarterWife: Drink up, lady. You earned it with blood this season. (Internet blood.)
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PQ Crash
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
Awwww, is little Vader going to cry? Eat your ketchup and show your step-mother the respect she deserves.

Now go sweep the battleship!
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Disco Choo
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
I won lots of money because of your misery.
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mikedrawcar
02/02/09

@Chris Ethel Berman: short, but hilarious.
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UkraineNotWeak
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
Maybe my team will get to the Super Bowl again someday.
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kbjone
02/01/09

@UkraineNotWeak: Maybe my team will get to a Super Bowl one day. If I'm lucky, they'll manage this while I'm alive.
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Greek McPapadopoulos
02/02/09

@kbjone: That's the only thing I'm taking away from this as well--if the Buzzsaw can do it, then maybe the Saints can.

But then again, as you and I both know, it's the Saints.
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kbjone
02/02/09

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Well...

As long as Reggie doesn't taunt defenders on a breakaway...

as long as Payton doesn't have another brainfart (Carney from 47 in a mini-blizzard? Not happening.)...

and as long as the defense can play 60 minutes, it can happen. Maybe.
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Greek McPapadopoulos
02/02/09

@kbjone: A lot of "if"s my friend. This also overlooks things like "Carney missing the extra point after a miraculous touchdown to miss the playoffs." We've got some bad voodoo--which is ironic, seeing how we should be the best equipped to handle it.
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Shakey
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
He wants to dream like a young man

With the wisdom of an old man.

He wants his home and security,

He wants to live like a sailor at sea.

Beautiful loser, where you goona fall?

You realize you just cant have it all.

Hes your oldest and your best friend,

If you need him, hell be there again.

Hes always willing to be second best,

A perfect lodger, a perfect guest.

Beautiful loser, read it on the wall

And realize, you just cant have it all.

...you cant have it all, you cant have it all,

Oh, oh, ... cant have it all.

For you, Leitch.

Substitute Loser for Buzzsaw
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
I'm making the logical leap that since Kurt Warner lost that God isn't real.
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D2theMatthews
02/02/09

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: God only works for Tebow, it's common knowledge.
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
02/02/09

@GiuseppeRoloson: You are indicating that God and Tebow are not the same.
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Chamomiles Davis
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
Will,

First let me offer my condolences. The Cards played a hell of a game and, to be honest, I thought they still had a chance at the end. If anyone would be the appropriate quarterback to send up a Hail Mary, it's Kurt Warner.

Speaking as an Eagles fan, you know doubt understand now how I felt watching the NFC Championship Game. There is little worse in football than watching a hard-fought comeback dissipate with a last-second touchdown drive by your opponent.

To paraphrase a certain ex-Chiefs coach, "THE CARDINALS CAN BUILD ON THIS." But for obvious reasons, I'm hoping they don't.
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Matt Sussman
02/01/09

In reply to Tonight, We Are All Buzzsaw
No, this was the saddest thing of the night not to involve a Clydesdale.
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